Avatar of Tortoise
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  • Joined: 9 yrs ago
  • Posts: 1006 ( / day)
  • VMs: 3

Status

Recent Statuses

1 mo ago
Current Do not kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part that cringes.
5 likes
1 yr ago
Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
8 likes
1 yr ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
8 likes
1 yr ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
4 likes
4 yrs ago
That moment when losing a character in a rougelike makes you want to shed tears. No backup. It's gone.
4 likes

Bio

Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 12 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to worldbuild with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

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Visitor Messages

Fetzen 2 days ago
Hey Tortoise!

How've you been doing ?
Master EffeX 2 yrs ago
Hey there. The last status in your list is some wise advice, man.
Also thanks if you're the (#)1 person who's currently viewed Part 6 of my X-Men "comic" :) -- I saw you Liked my status update on it.
Peace.
Gowi 8 yrs ago
User has one visitor message, because Gowi is feeling like he needs to socially network. :F
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