Haley helped Jackob up then stepped back, nodding. She didn’t like his tone but she wasn’t about to tell him off; she hardly knew him. “Yeah. I am. Why…?” She asked slowly, trying to keep her voice even. Seeing him standing was more intimidating than Zoe if she was honest with herself. The Haunt watched Zoe, floating in the same place this time. It was sad that Zoe hadn’t yet reacted to it, though it assumed the girl was lost in thought about the outfit. It floated over and folded the corner of the outfit in on itself, just to try to get Zoe’s attention.
Name: Ziora Blade Goes By: Zio, Blade Reasoning: Zio hates his full name, finding it distasteful and too feminine- he finds nothing wrong with feminine but he prefers his shortened name(Zio) or to be addressed by his last name(Blade), or sometimes even just by his rank if he’s in a rank that can be addressed as such(Quartermaster, Sailing Master, Cook, Doctor, etc.) Age: 22 Gender: AFAB Pronouns: he/him Species: Half Leopard Looks: His ears and tail are black with white prints. He wears a torn-up black T-shirt that has one odd long sleeve and raggedy jean shorts. It’s nothing much, but it keeps him comfortable. He can shift to his leopard form when he’s cold and his fur is mostly black with white prints. He has short black hair that he cuts himself- it’s nowhere near even but he doesn’t really care. He keeps a dagger up his long sleeve and a pistol obviously strapped in its holster at his side. Personality: Zio isn’t harsh in any manner, but can be sharp. He doesn’t mind dealing damage and getting his hands dirty, but will never disobey any order unless it conflicts with a higher rank’s orders to him. If he is in a position of power, however, he has a tendency to be slightly abusive with this power- in the sense that he keeps the ship running by any means required and appears as the exact opposite of his normal behavior. His normal behavior is sharp but kind enough to care. Despite the fact that he carries one obvious weapon, he’s never pulled it on anybody unless in self defense in his life- except for his ex-captain- but he never talks about it. Other: Zio, unlike many half-felines, is not afraid of water in any manner. He’s actually a pretty good swimmer. He can pack a punch when he needs to, but prefers to use ranged weapons and sometimes- rarely- knives, daggers, etc. Experience: Zio was Quartermaster on his old ship, the Duchess until he was accused of attempted mutiny. He hadn’t attempted mutiny. He knows his way around being Quartermaster and regular crew, and exactly what to, and what not to, do. He’s used to a position of power, but can be in a non-powerful position and be just fine- the pros of being a transgender high ranking on a homophobic ship though it was one of the reasons he was accused of mutiny. Role: Audition for Quartermaster or Master-At-Arms if not Quartermaster. Reg crew if not either.
Dark Cloud sank down, letting the vegan cheesecake fly straight into Kaga Classs’ face. Kaga yelled in surprise but the cry was cut short by a yum as they licked the cheesecake off their face and ate it.
“OI! I SAID NO EATING CHEESECAKE!”
Kaga Classs froze, realizing what they had just done. Dark Cloud floated over to Kaga and circled them dangerously, though the apparition couldn’t do much on the assault front- the voice could though. Kaga watched the dark cloud warily, unaware of the facts. More cheesecake began floating and chased them out of the bakery- multiple cakes passing through Dark Cloud.
“YOU BROKE THE DEAL! YOU MUST PAY!”
Red Rust: Wait!
The cheesecake stopped in midair, waiting now. Red took a deep breath and attempted to keep their voice even as they tried to be the voice of reason to a disembodied phantom voice, a moody cloud, and a pirate that they didn’t yet know was a pirate.
Red Rust: What if… we sacrfice Kaga Classs since they’re the one who ate the cheesecake?
Kaga Classs: NO!
Twisted Mind: Sure
BrokenPromise: Mk.
Dark Cloud: Ew.
BaileyBlue302(calling from the Backrooms): WHY WOULD SOMEBODY WANT A SINNER?
“I’ll-”
BaileyBlue302(still calling): Please no!
“-think about it.”
BaileyBlue302: *groan*
“Stop complaining. Hmm. Where’s Ice Reaver?”
Dark Cloud: They left already.
“YOU LET THEM ESCAPE?!”
Dark Cloud: Sorry.
BaileyBlue(STILL calling): You’re not!
Dark Cloud: Am too!
Meanwhile… Ice Reaver had managed to escape the bakery and run for help, but since it was the witching hour, nobody was awake to help. Those who were awake were busy telling stories and Ice Reaver didn’t want to bother them. Instead, Ice Reaver grabbed a horror forum and
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“Give me one reason I should take Kaga Classs as a sacrifice and not all of you instead.”
Kaga Classs: You shouldn’t!
Red Rust: Because… Kaga was the one to eat the cheesecake and not the other three of us. And you seem like a logical and merciful being.
“You would be wrong about the being part.”
BrokenPromise: What?
“I am neither a being nor a state of being. I am simply-”
BaileyBlue302(Backrooms, still): OW! WTF DARK CLOUD!
Ice Reaver finished writing and returned to the bakery with the horror story. They were met by a still moody Dark Cloud, who had managed to trap BaileyBlue302 in a cheesecake-making machine. Dark Cloud sighed, muttering a quiet curse as they saw Ice Reaver.
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Ice Reaver
Red Rust
BrokenPromise
Kaga Classs
Twisted Mind
BaileyBlue302
Dark Cloud
Periodity
Nakushita
Jonisca
Hungry Vandal
Part One: A Midnight Picnic
It was a dark, empty, sleepy midnight hour. Most in the Guild were tucked up warm in their beds. But not everybody was asleep… Ice Reaver, Red Rust, BrokenPromise, Kaga Classs, and Twisted Mind were wide awake. They spent quite a few minutes debating where to meet up for a midnight picnic. The conversation went something like this:
Ice Reaver: Hey! Where should we have our picnic at?
Twisted Mind: How abt the mall in the general interest check sector?
Red Rust: No! That place is creepy. How about the meadow in free?
Twisted Mind: *mutters* That’s the point. Creepy is good.
BrokenPromise: Eh. Too cliche. I say the map room in the nrp sector.
Kaga Classs: Ew. That place is musty. The beached shipwreck in casual is way better!
Ice Reaver: And get sand all over us and our food? Nty!
Red Rust: Alright. How abt the bakery in advanced?
Ice Reaver: Does it have cheesecake?
Red Rust: Yeah.
BrokenPromise: We can go there ig.
Ice Reaver: Mk. I’m good with it.
Kaga Classs: CHEESECAKEEEE! YASSSSS!
Twisted Mind: Kaga, calm down. Anyway. I’m on board with it.
Red Rust: Alr. C u there!
With an agreed upon meeting place, the five of them head to the bakery in advanced. For an odd reason, it appears that the lights are already on and somebody had arrived before them. But when Kaga Class called out, there was no response. Until…
“Who dare wish to enter my bakery home?”
None of the five responded for around a minute before Ice Reaver spoke. “We were just going to have a picnic!” It was a long moment before the voice spoke again, and when it did, it sounded rather reluctant.
“Well, if you do so insist. You may have your picnic here.”
Ice Reaver: Ty!
“On one condition- no, make that two…”
Red Rust: Stupid disembodied voice. We just want to eat cheesecake and have a picnic at the weirdest hour of the night!
Ice Reaver: Red Rust… be nice… at least this isn’t the mall in general like Twisted Mind suggested.
Twisted Mind: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE MALL!
BrokenPromise: There’s a lot wrong with it…
Twisted Mind: Really? Tell me what’s wrong with it then!
BrokenPromise: It’s creepy. It has dolls. It has clowns-
Twisted Mind: Dolls are cute. And clowns are funny.
BrokenPromise: You think dolls with eyes that follow you are CUTE?!? And clowns with knives that try to kill you are FUNNY!? WTF MAN!
Twisted Mind: I wasn’t named Twisted Mind for no reason.
BrokenPromise: Man, you really are weird. The mall is creepy as hell. Admit it!
Twisted Mind: Nope.
BrokenPromise: Psychopath! ADMIT! IT!
Twisted Mind: No.
BrokenPromise: Go away, you sociopath.
Ice Reaver: So… uh… what are your terms- uh, what was your name?
“Well, first off, you cannot eat cheesecake-”
Kaga Classs: WHAT!?
“Don’t interrupt me! Now there are three conditions!”
Ice Reaver: Alright. Please, continue.
“Two. One of my…”
BaileyBlue302: Representatives?
“Yes, thank you. One of my representatives must join you. And third, there is to be no talk of eating or harming cheesecake. Do we have a deal?”
Ice Reaver: Yeah. We have a-
Twisted Mind: FINE! I’LL JUST TAKE THE CHEESECAKE AND LEAVE IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT! YOU HAVE NO STYLE!
BrokenPromise: I have style. I’m just not an emo sociopath- NO! NOT THE CHEESECAKE!
Twisted Mind: Yes. The cheesecake.
Dark Cloud: This will be fun. Won’t it, Bailey?
BrokenPromise: Don’t you dare bring innocent baked goods into this, Twisted!
Twisted Mind: Why not? And it’s not baked if it’s a dairy product!
BaileyBlue302: Yep. It really will, Dark. Watch them tear each other apart over a pie.
“KIDS! Do you want a picnic in the bakery in advanced or not?”
BaileyBlue302: Damnit.
At the voice’s words, BrokenPromise and Twisted Mind stop fighting and the five enter the bakery. They are just starting to set up when the infamous Dark Cloud rises up from the tiled floor and takes on the form of a rather moody dark cloud.
Dark Cloud: BaileyBlue302 should run you cheesecake worshiping, dairy eating, crust crunching, pie fighting, infighting infested, children over with a semi truck.
BaileyBlue302(from the Backrooms): *laughs* Somebody put Dark Cloud up against Packgod.
Dark Cloud(calling back): WHO?
BaileyBlue302: NVM! OW- FU-
There is a loud crash from the Backrooms and Dark Cloud sighs but does not go to help BaileyBlue302. The others return to their setup, thinking nothing of Bailey’s pain until they start eating. Most of the food that had been packed was some variation of cheesecake, but there were some other options so the voice’s conditions had been met. Until… well, let’s just say it flat out…
[center]The Most Important Thing Ever:
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Thanks to the status bar for the idea. Thanks to myself for the writing.[/center]
The intro-pic thing I have is not up to date. Turned 18 on June 24th
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center">The Most Important Thing Ever:<br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/190474-roleplayerguild-and-the-haunted-cheesecake-parts-1-3/ooc">RolePlayerGuild and The Haunted Cheesecake</a><br>Thanks to the status bar for the idea. Thanks to myself for the writing.</div><br>The intro-pic thing I have is not up to date. Turned 18 on June 24th<br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/LpL6zrv/TWISTED-MIND.jpg" /></div><br><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h1"><font color="#f7976a">I won't bite you, if you don't bite me.</font></div></div><br><br><img src="https://i.ibb.co/FhgXsyk/Royally-Signed-Twisted-Mind.jpg" /></div>