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10 mos ago
Current I visited the face of the earth.
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1 yr ago
Poll(5+ likes and I do it): Do I finish my cheesecake story even though cheesecake seems to be dying out here?
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1 yr ago
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? Idk but the flag is a big plus.
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1 yr ago
I would tell a seaweed joke, but then you would suggest I seek mental kelp.
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1 yr ago
The Earth threw me off its face. I'm back.
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The Most Important Thing Ever:
RolePlayerGuild and The Haunted Cheesecake
Thanks to the status bar for the idea. Thanks to myself for the writing.

The intro-pic thing I have is not up to date. Turned 18 on June 24th

I won't bite you, if you don't bite me.


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Haley helped Jackob up then stepped back, nodding. She didn’t like his tone but she wasn’t about to tell him off; she hardly knew him. “Yeah. I am. Why…?” She asked slowly, trying to keep her voice even. Seeing him standing was more intimidating than Zoe if she was honest with herself.
The Haunt watched Zoe, floating in the same place this time. It was sad that Zoe hadn’t yet reacted to it, though it assumed the girl was lost in thought about the outfit. It floated over and folded the corner of the outfit in on itself, just to try to get Zoe’s attention.
Why didn't I bump this two days ago?
Ello! Can I audition for Quartermaster with Zio?


Bowing(to me lol)
What sorry, what?
Part Two: Here we go…

Dark Cloud sank down, letting the vegan cheesecake fly straight into Kaga Classs’ face. Kaga yelled in surprise but the cry was cut short by a yum as they licked the cheesecake off their face and ate it.

“OI! I SAID NO EATING CHEESECAKE!”

Kaga Classs froze, realizing what they had just done. Dark Cloud floated over to Kaga and circled them dangerously, though the apparition couldn’t do much on the assault front- the voice could though. Kaga watched the dark cloud warily, unaware of the facts. More cheesecake began floating and chased them out of the bakery- multiple cakes passing through Dark Cloud.

“YOU BROKE THE DEAL! YOU MUST PAY!”

Red Rust: Wait!

The cheesecake stopped in midair, waiting now. Red took a deep breath and attempted to keep their voice even as they tried to be the voice of reason to a disembodied phantom voice, a moody cloud, and a pirate that they didn’t yet know was a pirate.

Red Rust: What if… we sacrfice Kaga Classs since they’re the one who ate the cheesecake?

Kaga Classs: NO!

Twisted Mind: Sure

BrokenPromise: Mk.

Dark Cloud: Ew.

BaileyBlue302(calling from the Backrooms): WHY WOULD SOMEBODY WANT A SINNER?

“I’ll-”

BaileyBlue302(still calling): Please no!

“-think about it.”

BaileyBlue302: *groan*

“Stop complaining. Hmm. Where’s Ice Reaver?”

Dark Cloud: They left already.

“YOU LET THEM ESCAPE?!”

Dark Cloud: Sorry.

BaileyBlue(STILL calling): You’re not!

Dark Cloud: Am too!

Meanwhile… Ice Reaver had managed to escape the bakery and run for help, but since it was the witching hour, nobody was awake to help. Those who were awake were busy telling stories and Ice Reaver didn’t want to bother them. Instead, Ice Reaver grabbed a horror forum and


Ice Reaver finished writing and returned to the bakery with the horror story. They were met by a still moody Dark Cloud, who had managed to trap BaileyBlue302 in a cheesecake-making machine. Dark Cloud sighed, muttering a quiet curse as they saw Ice Reaver.

Dark Cloud: THEY HAVE A STORY, BOSS!

"Here we go…"
This should be a roleplay setting. It's literally hilarious.


Now stop giving me ideas. Let me plan out a platform for it xD
RolePlayerGuild And The Haunted Cheesecake


By: Twisted Mind




DO NOT REPLY HERE. PLEASE SEND A PM FOR COMMENTS! (edit added on May 13, 2023)
NOW RECRUITING! SEND ME A PM/VM IF YOU WANT IN! (edit added on June 19, 2023)







Part One: A Midnight Picnic


It was a dark, empty, sleepy midnight hour. Most in the Guild were tucked up warm in their beds. But not everybody was asleep… Ice Reaver, Red Rust, BrokenPromise, Kaga Classs, and Twisted Mind were wide awake. They spent quite a few minutes debating where to meet up for a midnight picnic. The conversation went something like this:

Ice Reaver: Hey! Where should we have our picnic at?

Twisted Mind: How abt the mall in the general interest check sector?

Red Rust: No! That place is creepy. How about the meadow in free?

Twisted Mind: *mutters* That’s the point. Creepy is good.

BrokenPromise: Eh. Too cliche. I say the map room in the nrp sector.

Kaga Classs: Ew. That place is musty. The beached shipwreck in casual is way better!

Ice Reaver: And get sand all over us and our food? Nty!

Red Rust: Alright. How abt the bakery in advanced?

Ice Reaver: Does it have cheesecake?

Red Rust: Yeah.

BrokenPromise: We can go there ig.

Ice Reaver: Mk. I’m good with it.

Kaga Classs: CHEESECAKEEEE! YASSSSS!

Twisted Mind: Kaga, calm down. Anyway. I’m on board with it.

Red Rust: Alr. C u there!

With an agreed upon meeting place, the five of them head to the bakery in advanced. For an odd reason, it appears that the lights are already on and somebody had arrived before them. But when Kaga Class called out, there was no response. Until…

Who dare wish to enter my bakery home?

None of the five responded for around a minute before Ice Reaver spoke. “We were just going to have a picnic!” It was a long moment before the voice spoke again, and when it did, it sounded rather reluctant.

“Well, if you do so insist. You may have your picnic here.”

Ice Reaver: Ty!

“On one condition- no, make that two…”

Red Rust: Stupid disembodied voice. We just want to eat cheesecake and have a picnic at the weirdest hour of the night!

Ice Reaver: Red Rust… be nice… at least this isn’t the mall in general like Twisted Mind suggested.

Twisted Mind: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE MALL!

BrokenPromise: There’s a lot wrong with it…





Twisted Mind: FINE! I’LL JUST TAKE THE CHEESECAKE AND LEAVE IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT! YOU HAVE NO STYLE!

BrokenPromise: I have style. I’m just not an emo sociopath- NO! NOT THE CHEESECAKE!

Twisted Mind: Yes. The cheesecake.

Dark Cloud: This will be fun. Won’t it, Bailey?

BrokenPromise: Don’t you dare bring innocent baked goods into this, Twisted!

Twisted Mind: Why not? And it’s not baked if it’s a dairy product!

BaileyBlue302: Yep. It really will, Dark. Watch them tear each other apart over a pie.

“KIDS! Do you want a picnic in the bakery in advanced or not?”

BaileyBlue302: Damnit.

At the voice’s words, BrokenPromise and Twisted Mind stop fighting and the five enter the bakery. They are just starting to set up when the infamous Dark Cloud rises up from the tiled floor and takes on the form of a rather moody dark cloud.

Dark Cloud: BaileyBlue302 should run you cheesecake worshiping, dairy eating, crust crunching, pie fighting, infighting infested, children over with a semi truck.

BaileyBlue302(from the Backrooms): *laughs* Somebody put Dark Cloud up against Packgod.

Dark Cloud(calling back): WHO?

BaileyBlue302: NVM! OW- FU-

There is a loud crash from the Backrooms and Dark Cloud sighs but does not go to help BaileyBlue302. The others return to their setup, thinking nothing of Bailey’s pain until they start eating. Most of the food that had been packed was some variation of cheesecake, but there were some other options so the voice’s conditions had been met. Until… well, let’s just say it flat out…

Winguardium Leviosa vegan cheesecake!
Journey
Bump. Yawn.
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