Part Eight: In Moderation, Of Course
Kaga Classs: Okay, can somebody explain to me why there’s a cow trying to kill us!?
Nobody speaks up; the other Pro-cheesecake players have no idea and the Anti-cheesecake members are not willing to share. Suddenly, the wind picks up to a gentle breeze, warm like a summer morning. The sky grays, and there appears to be a cyclone brewing in the clouds. Down from the clouds decents a human figure holding a metal hammer with a neon green stub on the top. Near the green nub a link in white text can be seen, reading:
RolePlayerGuild.Com/Users/LegendBegins The figure brings the hammer down on the cow, and the Cadillac simply ceases to exit.
Midnight stars: Thanks, LegendBegins.
The others on the Pro-cheesecake side echo Midnight’s thanks and LegendBegins gives them all a nod as if to tell them they were welcome.
LegendBegins: You’re all very welcome. Would one of you care to explain why there was a cow trying to trample you all?“THAT COW WAS MY CADILLAC! HOW
DARE YOU! YOU THINK YOU’RE A GOD! YOU’RE JUST A PERSON WITH A HAM-”
LegendBegins raised the hammer quietly and the voice fell silent.
LegendBegins: Now that that’s banned, any explenation for me?Dark Cloud: YO, THAT WAS MY BOSS!
LegendBegins: So you took part in the demon cow’s release, my friend… Dark Cloud…?Twisted Mind: Oh, no. That was BaileyBlue302 who did that. Bailey and Jonisca. Dark was just chilling here with us.
BrokenPromise: So you
ARE a traitor!
Meanwhile, somebody's phone starts to ring... but that's a plot twist for tomorrow...