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Justice Heart - 20 Years Later (Magical Girl Spoof)

”Huh nothing?” Cartwright mused aloud as she took note of the surprising lack of external reactions to her earlier display. Internally might’ve been different but Courtney wasn’t a psychic. But she was an officer who had been involved in a few domestic dispute calls. And certainly the display between her pal Elise and the other Emily.

Courtney glanced at Elise and nodded. Certainly it would be easier to resolve the situation by leaving and establishing breathing room among all. ”I’m all healed up so I’m like ready to jet.”

With that Courtney gestured to Elise and Ramona, ”Any objection to checking around the old school grounds?”

”We can make a bit of sport out of potential captures. Don’t think Ramona’s got enough of a ride so I’ll fetch a cab or something.” suggested Cartwright as she exited the building and began searching her purse for her phone to do just that.

Justice Heart - 20 Years Later (Magical Girl Spoof)

@EnterTheHero Darn tootin’.

Justice Heart - 20 Years Later (Magical Girl Spoof)

@Pyromania99

Puh-lease we all know there are many, many great and manly fish in the allegorical sea. Plus you seem to be in denial about just how damn handsome an office worker can be! You can’t beat a guy involved in the department of Human Resources.

Justice Heart - 20 Years Later (Magical Girl Spoof)

Hey it frees up all the handsome dudes, so can't complain.

Justice Heart - 20 Years Later (Magical Girl Spoof)

"Oh speaking just from narrative's sake probably for some big moment like oh, totally destroying our base and thus hindering a lot of our ability for further communication and to make it a lot harder to recover from any damages in case the designated killing monsters failed." Courtney just blurted out as she listened to the various threads discussed by the group. "So you girls want to divvy it up then? A few going to old lairs of villainy to check while others go investigate the usual spots we got attacked at?" inquired Courtney as she began to ponder the other things that needed addressed.

She cocked her head as she glanced towards Isana, "Noted. You may call it in whenever you may see fit." Whatever that favor might be, it probably would be worth it in the long game. Or maybe she made a deal with a devil she wished she didn't. Whatever at the moment that did not matter to Courtney.

Nor did solving the problem at had and getting the plan together, she already asked those things. No what mattered now was something far more important.

Courtney glanced towards Emily and soberly spoke, "You could've prevented this...Buuut that first liiine of address..."

Dramatically pointing towards Elise, Courtney Cartwright spun around on her heels before jumping up in the air. "You've got it Elly!" Landing down on her knee she extended out both of her hands to the side, each one having a finger gun readied.

"Prepare yourself! Faster than the speed of love~" Courtney declared as she sprung up extending her legs. Running side to side Courtney began firing off imaginary strikes, "Armed with the firearms of the faeries! Valor conquering villainy!"

Performing a pirouette and striking a pose extending out a pair of finger guns, Courtney's eyes shimmered with an spark of energy. "THE GRINNING GUNNER AND PIXIE PISTOLEER, JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTICE GOOOOOLDEEEENROOOOOOD!!!"

Justice Heart - 20 Years Later (Magical Girl Spoof)

"Awww, someone could use a hug." Courtney said with a smarmy grin as she placed both of her index fingers against the edge of her smile.

Cartwright placed her hand on her hip and continued to speak. "Nah, practicality is getting this done and over with, which means tracking whatever it is and hunting it down as soon as possible. Cause, narrative laws -while not as binding as law-laws, are still a thing. And narratively speaking this is just the prologue bit, the events that spark up an even greater and more dangerous chain of events."

Sauntering towards Isana, Courtney quickly reached over to place a hand on Isana's shoulder. "Dunno if you understood the merit of this; how about I offer you another proposal?" Staring Seiger square in the eyes Courtney continued on, "If you quit your bitching and do your part for this one thing of trapping and catching the bastard, at the very least staying the entire time even if it is fruitless, I will owe you one."

"One favor, whatever you may request and that is within my limits of course. Y'might forget dolly, but I am a member of the Force, that "Thin Blue Line" which separates the animals out there and those just trying to live their life."

Justice Heart - 20 Years Later (Magical Girl Spoof)

Clapping with both of her hands at a very frequent paced, Courtney smiled at Carrie. "Wooo! A volunteer, you'd be surprised at how many times people won't volunteer for something that's like really dangerous or probably really dangerous." She tapped against her temple as she continued on with a bit more dialogue. "So I suppose I'll do some spotter work for that then. I'd call dibs for interrogation, buuuut I get to do that enough as is, so I don't mind sharing it!"

Shortly after that Courtney focused her attention on Emily and Isana. Balling her hand into a fist and then resting her cheek upon it she waited until Emily had finished speaking.

"I'm pretty much always on call, but I generally I don't have to do late nights anymore. Uhh, wasn't there a few places we always got attacked? There were more times than I can count that incidents happened at that elementary, or was it middle school playground..." Courtney Cartwright shrugged as she zipped open her purse and began pursuing through it. Seemingly not finding what she wanted she zipped it back up and focused her attention at the group.

"Buut iunno, though all things considered what happened there wasn't neeearly as bad as what happened at college. ...Amy that little..." grumbled out Courtney before she shook her head. Pausing for a moment and with a few blinks a new thought occurred in Courtney's mind.

Snapping her fingers she turned her attention between Isana and Emily, "Oh by the by! For the quip I woulda used..." Courtney began as she turned to face Isana exclusively, "...It's time to drop that brooding training bra and upgrade to a real one."

"No? Not as good as it sounded in my head?"

Justice Heart - 20 Years Later (Magical Girl Spoof)

Always good when a plan comes together.

Justice Heart - 20 Years Later (Magical Girl Spoof)

Courtney Cartwright

And lo, by the sweet nature of childish wonder, did Justice Goldenrod feel the ailments of the ass alleviate at an astounding rate! With a smirk on her face the magical girl did bend a bit and smack her own posterior. "Aaaaaah....", spoke out Justice Goldenrod as she reached towards her glasses. "...Good as new!"

Flicking her glasses up and down Justice Goldenrod reversed the transformation and returned into her civilian attire. Unfortunately the pants still needed to be mended as they did in fact still have the hole from the monster incident from earlier. But that wasn't the important thing right now.

Striding over towards the hot chocolate machine, Courtney casually leaned against it before glancing among all the members. "Only time I summon monsters is when I have to substitute for a colleague in Vice." Raising a finger she began to point around towards all in the base.

"That in mind, it's totes obvious what we, like, need to do. Sting operations and stake outs. Carefully watch 'em while we set out one of us as bait to attract, then if we can catch any sorta smarty one alive we can interrogate." Courtney clapped as she smiled from ear to ear.

"Who wants to be bait?!"

Justice Heart - 20 Years Later (Magical Girl Spoof)

Justice Goldenheart

To the bottom of these situations!

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Truly for that brief moment Isana was a trooper, because who would really want to look at a bloodied buttocks that had a chunks of epidermis missing. Well of course there was the not injured right side of the buttocks, but even that had a bit of the transfer from it. As for how this might prove more of an issue now than it did before, who knew. It might’ve been the fact the impact was so strong and in the heat of battle it did not register. Perhaps it was as Emily suggested and magical girl powers were at play.

But the bottom line was simple; generally being struck by a poisonous barb from a shadow monster was a negative effect. At no point did Courtney ever consider such a thing to be a good thing. Well there was one good thing at least, it appeared they could still crash at a guest house.

Maybe Courtney could finally find one of those old trinkets she lost there that one time! Or maybe, the real pressing deal of course, she could figure out how much she needed to worry. Justice Goldenrod didn't have anything to add, at least in terms of speech, while she was grabbed by Emily.