Volenvradica

Post Your Pikcha

Sorry! He's this one professional wrestler, currently assigned to World Wrestling Entertainment. I think you look like him. He's really awesome!

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

@Volenvradica Every time you talk about cosplaying and partying I get a very shameful boner. I have a ton of questions to ask you but I know you are a busy Trap so I'll just say, I'll keep an open mind about cons from now on, per your advice.

@Dynamo Frokane

Well, what's the shame, if I may ask? This is also B!tchfest related, since I find the word "shame" being thrown out a lot within my family, mostly to do with the things I enjoy.

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Well that's the problem. The only people I know who enjoyed going to cons, I've come to hate over time. Due to conflicts.
I'm also broke as hell. Usually lacking the money to even attend the local cons.

@Slypheed

That's very unfortunate, I'm sorry. I don't think I could ever attend cons alone. It's just not the same without friends to go with. I can relate on the budgeting. Honestly, I shouldn't be spending at all on these things, but I just love it so much since it's quite the escape from reality. Is it just a very situational thing for you? Do you see yourself having the opportunity to attend one in a few years even?

I hate mosquitos. Bites have been appearing all over my ankle and legs for about two days now. It's not fun.

@Cynder

Me too. Gnats are also deserving of hate. Why do they even exist?

Post Your Pikcha

@Buddha You look like Finn Balor. Hot.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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Thanks....Now I'm listening to Quest of the Manwhore...on loop....Look what you've done.

Also. Do people really think it's ok to do that stuff to Traps? Geez. I very rarely go to cons anyway because of social anxiety and paranoia. So I don't see this stuff.

@Slypheed

I guess this one guy thought my outfit was an invitation, and that as a guy, I wouldn't bitch at him for getting touched without consent. He might have been very drunk too, but that's his fault for not having a sober friend to stop him from making stupid decisions.

Please, don't let my experience ruin it for you. This happens more often to me than it should, and I know how to defend myself if need be. With the exception of idiots, I find cons to be generally safe and free of anxiety and paranoia. I suggest going with friends to make the experience even more enjoyable. Just remember to be polite and ask first before you take pics or give hugs.

And since you are such a sweety, going ninja while I was typing this up:

@Volenvradica And this is why I avoid conventions in general, too much sin.

I agree with you about the Axe Body spray though, most of these events smell like a fucking Yu-Gi-Oh tournament.

@Dynamo Frokane

I mean, it's you're decision. I think you're missing out, because these things are a lot of fun. Well, really depends on what you find to be fun. My kind of fun includes a hotel room, lots of alcohol, music, Street Fighter V and Guilty Gear, alcohol, hot cosplays, drunk selfies, alcohol, out of state friends, guys falling for me, alcohol, and alcohol.

And I guess as long as this is the non-RP bitchfest thread---OMG, JUST FORK OVER $80 and get some decent fragrance to hide that body odor!

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

"Cosplay is not consent" also applies to male cosplayers, you fools. No touching without permission. Calling me "bro" at the end every pathetic excuse for reaching up my skirt does not work. Claiming to be a homosexual brony, even if you really are one, does not give you any sort of "right" or "privilege" to ignore common courtesy. Guilt-tripping me, calling me homophobic, just because I don't consent, is not a damn argument. Now fuck off, you unhygienic, rum-smelling, nasal-voice-cracking, wannabe fuckboy weeb. And for the record my "boy pussy" has already seen some action, so you're not special. Seriously, do you pull off this bullshit at every con you go to? Don't forget to shower and douse yourself with Axe, at least then you could pass off as a gay manwhore!

Like "OMG I LOVE TRAPS, AND I AM LEGIT GAY, SO I HAVE THE HUMAN RIGHT TO RAPE A TRAP, BUT IT'S NOT RAPE CUZ I'M GAY AND LIKE PONIES, GAH-HYUCK!"

Fucking hell, boy. You're lucky my butterfly knife wasn't real.

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@Cynder

Read this derp mid-tier trap, if you dare! August 18.

Please, I'm very curious.

(Nice set btw. I'm inspired to cosplay Neo again.)

Post Your Pikcha

Alcohol + ahfuckitwhatever. Didn't thin enough for the outfit (I am still fat). Those black straps didn't last very long. Overall, not as disappointed as I thought I would be. Friend did the wig for me. Some fuckboy called me a lady, even after I signed his shirt saying "IT'S A TRAP."

FUCK the weather and the damn heat, making me sweat constantly and ruining my makeup.

I got more. Maybe I'll edit them in. Just, damn it.

You're welcome @Buddha

Quality is shit.

picturesneverlie

Yaywearingpantsagain

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Dont they realise they are making......parts of me very confused? The line between fantasy and reality blurs further I'm still straight damnnit!

@Dynamo Frokane

Says the one who inquired about my love life, but not before attempting to coerce me into a loveless nuptial! That's sensual embarrassment right there. Hear this, mortal! Though you are welcome to have lewd or otherwise romantic fantasies of me in your mind, I only allow this because I shall not police thought or encroach upon your free will. Not because I appreciate your admiration, or like you, or anything like that.

Baka.

Post Your Pikcha

@Volenvradica soooo, you single?

@Dynamo Frokane

Considering what this thread was meant for, I'm guessing flirting is your way to getting a rear upskirt pic from me?

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That being said, pretending to be female tends to get me some admirers.