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The bear's jaw set, and his eyes narrowed to tiny glittering slits in a very wizened, bestial face, the instant he heard the old wizard croon the word "Parley", as he made an orbit, near the east windows of the ruined dining hall, whirling away as he crossed the courtyard, on his way past the ruined front door.

"I say put 'im in a damn hole! I caint keep dancin' like 'is all damn day ya hear!? Ya let at sumbitch....."

he crooned hoarsely as he whirled past the door, then past the west side of the dining hall, and out of ear shot, whatever foul epithets he had for the old wizard cut off by several feet of stone masonry occluding the hoarse bear's enfeelbled voice.
As the spell went inside him, a powerful feeling of pain wracked his insides, before he felt his leg bones twist and crack in two, followed by more in his arms and chest as he landed in a rain-sodden heap on the ground. His earlier misgivings about underestimating wizened old men with magic flittered irritatingly in the back of his mind; a fitting companion for the horrendous pain he felt all over, and the awareness that the spell was still active.

He tried to breathe. It was met with difficulty and blinding pain. He tried to cry out, but the magic seized him again, and stole his voice, and forced him to move-- a struggling crawl toward the wind-beaten rose hedge, gritting and grinding bits of bone on bone moving 'wrongly' inside him as he was forced to reach out and grab the nearest specimen.

"A wicked trick sends bones askew, but nature's pawn mends flesh anew. Verdant green for crimson hue; With life's blessing, mage-curse eschew!'

Ragged coughing and a whole new category of pain blazed through every part of his body just beneath the skin, as though he were on fire on the inside. His battered and shaking paw bit down cruelly on the lovely hedge he had grown earlier. Magic flowed 'the wrong way' from the ensnared plantlife, causing it to shrivel, wither, blacken and become quite dead, as did all the others in the circle about the keep. His vision momentarily became blue light, bones moved, muscles tightened. He instinctively sucked a breath, easier now, but still burning with unbearable pain. The spell seized him again before he could cry out for it to stop.

"No more in sodden heap lie! With lightened steps, his plans belie! For one to live, the other die-- Ends the dance of Earth and Sky!"

His skin was .. 'floppy', and 'sagged'. he felt like it was 2 sizes too big for him. He looked at his arm, and was aghast to see himself so emaciated and skeletal; he would never survive the winter in this state. He was forced to his feet.

Once more, the forced cadence of the spell gripped him, and the double edged nature of the incantation that had come out of him frightened him. He knew there was 'nothing left' to take, should another round hit him, as the spell would devour him whole, then run wild as it burned itself out, wild and undirected, carving a path of ruin across the countryside. The dance resumed with more than just his robe billowing in the gale, as his sagging skin was caught in the whirling, adding the appearance of a layered garment. He felt light as a feather... practically dancing on the wind itself now. A ghastly and graceful form of bones beneath sagging skin, a living revenant of pure suffering.

Breathing was hard. Labored.

"PLEASE!"

he gasped in a hoarse rattle.

"PLEASE... SOMEBUDDY KILL 'AT SUM'BITCH!"
He could feel that floating fucker coming down like a comet right towards him.

The festering spew of angry profanity did not let up, as his peripheral vision caught the bright flash of light as the twisted levitating man cast a spell and swept through his comrades with it, before starting another.

He continued his dance, and whirled into arm's reach, reached out, and snatched the floating spellbook angrily, before shoving it down his belt, opposite the kukri, then brought the (Woefully inadequate for the task) flagpole to bear against the man's head, feeling it careen off his barrier, before he felt the magic in the spell grip him again.

His vision blurred and his voice became deep and resonant, as he intoned another set of quatrains:

"Exchange of blows from mages dive; Frenzied bodies-- invictus strive-- A wall of light- no strikes arrive."

A momentary pang of fear rippled through him, as he felt the magic cloying inside his intrails, drawing the last gasps of magic out of him, then pulling on his very vitality instead. The thought he had bitten off more than he could chew assailed him, and he felt his steps start to falter, before more thoughts and feelings replaced them-- a sense of dutiful resolution that even if this spell turned him into a corpse, if it took this fucker out with him, it would be a perfectly fine trade. The next wave of forced incantation hit him...

"Lightning crashes-- The duelists vie-- Whirlwind throws the mage on high-- Tossed between the Earth and Sky."

His guts wrenched, and he felt sick as his breath caught in his chest as it tightened against the force of the spell, but his body continued against his volition, moving with a mind of its own as he whirled and danced with the unseen gale, exchanging places with it as it intersected Asevor, then suddenly roared into a cyclone, sending the man right back up where he came from with vengeance, rain and hailstones going right up behind him.

As soon as the breath returned to his lungs, the festering spew of angry profanity resumed, this time a little wheezy and hoarse.

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME, YA SONOVABITCH!"
With the lumbering clod named Ragnar dead (and decapitated), cedar was momentarily overcome with a deluge of mixed feelings.

He had not actually wanted to kill the man; he had just wanted to completely incapacitate him, render him harmless, take him out of the fight without actually killing him-- it was the way his dad had taught him. The way he knew. The way that seemed most right.

Seeing the man, headless, surrounded by a pool of dark blood in the grass, completely covered in oozing wounds, with a leg discarded clumsily nearby, a different and blood curdling kind of painful, bitter and cold hatred bloomed inside him.

Not at the pathetic wreck of a man, who's remains decorated the ground, but for the flying bastard way overhead. The bastard raining green filth from the sky, and calling unnatural abominations to protect him while he did his wickedness. The man who had used up, then just discarded the dumb brute he had been forced to help kill, like he was just so much trash.

The man who's minions had set the town on fire. The town, who's peoples screams clawed in his ears, and ripped at his heart. The man who was so deeply involved in this plot that threatened war in 3 kingdoms, and who engaged in that enterprise so smugly and cavalier...

The hot anger he had been feeling solidified. Hardened. Became ice in his stomach. Will in his soul. Ice in his heart. There would be no mercy for this man, and his wicked deeds.

Vague memories of when he was 2 floated through his head. He had been so curious about the tumbling ruins of what was clearly once a mighty tower, that he asked his dad about it as they passed by it on the way to town. His dad had coldly stated that it was the inevitable fate of every wizard that embraced hubris, and the shape of the legacy that mentality embraced-- total ruin, that mars the earth for years after.

He had been singularly afraid of the dark tone his dad had taken then. Thankfully, his dad was not a viscous sort, and had smiled after, scooped him up and played with him and his twin brother in the grass, telling them both what good boys they were...

Looking at the now vine-encrusted keep, and looking up at the tiny glimmer of brightness that represented the arrogant and twisted wizard, flying high above, his thoughts returned to the ruin of that tower.

This tower too, would fall to ruin. A testament to the willful hubris of a single man, and a lasting scar upon the face of the earth.

He imagined that once, long ago, it was a loving home. A place of refuge and prosperity. The crown set upon the hill the town was nestled around.

All because of one man.

Green filth descended like a ghostly spectre from above the rampart, burning and choking his vines as it d3scended.

Fire raged further up, a hallmark of the battle being fought, and lost high above.

Momentarily, he realized he was deep in a grotesque snarl, teeth barred, ears back, and for one tiny moment, he felt bad for being filled with such cold outrage over this man, before it was replaced with dark conviction.

The sun suddenly began to lose its brilliance, and the sky seemed to darken. Danger seared through his instincts as if a forest fire was coming. His ears planted down hard and he snarled through his barred teeth.

"YOU WANNA DARKEN THE SKY TOO ASSHOLE?" He bellowed, as memories that were shameful to him floated to prominence.

He had been reading the books in Florence's library, looking for new ways to help his dad. Flo was such a nice, and accommodating woman, but with a stern and strict countenance. 'Magic is not a thing to take lightly, like my fool brother!' She would scold when he would ask silly questions about it. That day, it was a hot summer afternoon. It had not rained in weeks, and the forest was suffering in the dry heat. The woodcutters were taking advantage of the opportunity, and were cutting in places they shouldnt again. His dad had said there wasnt much he could do, the plants needed water to grow, even with magic... so, he was looking for ways to make it rain.

Flo had found him a very curious book about the traditional folk magics of a distant island people, and a dance for the wind and rain was recorded-- in the dry and disdainful tones of a college educated researcher, who catalogued the entire ritual and preceeding feast in excruciating technical detail. It was a difficult thing to read: dry and lifeless, like a mummy of something meant to be alive and full of vitality, wrapped, pressed, and preserved in the pages, with diagrams and illustrations of the dancers and their dance.

He had taken it in eagerly, niave and hopeful to help his dad, and help protect his home. The farmers' crops were suffering in the dry heat as well, and a little rain would do so many so much good. He was filled with that vision, that purpose, and completely disregarded flo's very sage advice about respecting magic.

Young and excited, the dance became burned into him as best he could understand the lifeless drawings and cold descriptions, and he rushed to the old forest glade between where he and his dad lived, and the town of mystville...

He had done the dance, exactly as recorded, filling himself with the happiness and power of his native home...

It had been a disaster.

Rain, and not just any rain either. Rain that fell in drowning bucketfulls. Rain like he had never seen before. Rain saturated with wild magic that didnt belong and couldnt be stopped drenched and flooded, and caused so much harm.

The memory of that dance filled him with shame, and he never took magic for granted ever again...

"FINE! IYULL DARKEN YA FUCKIN' SKY FER YAH, YA FLYING FAT FUCK! IF'N I GOTTA DANCE FER YA TOO, SO FUCKIN BE IT YA PRICK!" He raged at the roof overhead, before quickly mending his shoulder enough to do the deed he had set himself to.

He had revisited that book after the storm had ended, trying to find what had gone wrong-- but nothing had been wrong. The spell was powered by, and incorporated the emotions and feelings of the caster, and his feelings had been very strong when he had 'danced for the earth and sky' that day....

And he felt VERY strongly right now. More strongly and full of cold and murderous rage as he could ever remember feeling. That man wanted to play silly games up in the sky, kike it was a bastion of perfect safety? Heh. That madman had it coming, what would surely be unleashed.

He stormed to the front gate of the keep, ripped the standard bearing pole from its mooring, then tore the heraldic banner from it, then walked with purpose back to the copse of roses, raised the 'staff' high, and began a silly, but whimsical and sweeping dance across the lawn as the sky darkened... bushes and grass swaying around him as he moved, tugged and pushed as if by some invisible force, with only the sound of agonized wind screeching to testify to the cause, as his robes billowed and puffed out from the gale starting to coalesce around him.

He was aware if Yvonne and Reinhold watching him. He could feel their incredulous stares, but nothing would deter him from dancing this horrible, terrible, vengeful and deadly dance, as he fed it every ounce of his power and rage, directing it diffusely into the sky above, and the air surrounding the keep, and for miles above and around it-- that arrogant wizard, the sole focus of the spell's fury...

The sky grew darker, cold, and bitter.

His breath became hot puffs lost in the tumult of the wind whipping and whirling along with him as he gracefully cut across the green, arms extended above, rod held aloft...

"Children burn, and fathers die-- widows weep from the mage up high--- dance to turn; hearts awry-- FEEL THE WRATH OF EARTH AND SKY! SUCK ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER!"

He roared, pointing the shaft of the standard pole directly at where he could feel Asevor's magic centered far overhead, as all pandemonium broke loose.

Ensnared by the magic he had let loose, a loud and terrible stream of the most heated cursing and rebuke the bear's heart could muster erupted from his lips as he continued to dance, now with it being questionable which was dancing to what... him to the sky, or the sky along with him, carried in an endless whirling orbit about the keep..,
Loud snarling and a roar were the only sounds the bear made before transitioning into a foul torrent of curses and epithets about what ragnar did with his own mother.

The futile arrow shot by Reinhold did at least buy a moment of distraction that he used to grab hold of the nearest set of vines near the wall, which he willed to begin an all out assault on the mostly naked idiot, in the form of multiple vines lashing like bullwhips.

As each hit and caught fire, another came in right after, in a dizzying blur of green and smoke, as he did his best to control them while dodging the axe.

Healing would have to come when an opening presented itself, until then, not letting up the pressure was the only option.

Ragnar was strong, but not fast. The vines however, were very fast indeed.
Cedar was not amused, and doubly so at expending energy only to have the dodgy bastard just float a smidge higher to miss the vines.

As the lumbering imbecile approached, he slipped the pilfered kukri out of his belt, palmed the handle 'fight-style' in one hand while holding the vine still in the other, then waited for the inevitable attempted tackle.

As the moron lunged, he instead dodged to the side, swung his weight against the vine to close back behind the bludgeoned mass of bloody streaks that called itself Ragnar the red, pulling the vine tight in the process like a rope, then quickly wrapping it around him, all in the same movement, before bringing the blade down hard across the back of the man's neck, then kicking him in the butt toward the window he had slung mud through earlier.

"I AINT GOT TIME FER YA DUMB BULLSHIT. FUCKOFF."
If it were possible for Cedar to get more angry, it wasnt possible for his features to convey it.

Shortly after plastering the rampaging nitwit through the window, his senses keened from far overhead. Some powerful magic was being used up there and it was definitely the accursed, and hideously dressed poseur of a wizard-- and ENTIRELY too high up.

"STOP FUCKIN' AROUND IN 'ERE! I THINK DA FUCKIN' KOOK IS GETTIN AWAY! --FLOATIN' OFF DA DAMN ROOF! GIT YER SORRY ARSES OUT 'ERE!"

He roared through the window, before storming as fast as he could away from the wall, and toward the circle of greenery surrounding the keep.

A tiny glimmering speck to his spell-modified senses indicated the wizard, working some diabolical spell.

"GIT YER ARSES OUT'ERE RIGHT FUCKIN' NAOW! 'AT SUM'BITCH GUNNA DO SUMMIN' NASTY A'FUCK TA DA WHOLE PLACE! AIN'T GOT TIME FER AT FUCKIN' SKINJOB IN'ERE! OUT AFORES YAS GITS BLASTED!"

He grabbed the closest bit of verdant geen vine he could reach, completely heedless of the thorns it bore. There wasn't time. He could feel the stored mana coiled up inside his little garden, like a snake ready to strike.

'Not tudday, ya floatin', pig fuckin'..'

He tapped into the store, then directed the growth up the side of the building in an interwoven torrent of greenery. In moments, it raced up the walls, then overgrew the battlement just beneath the floating wizard.

It was running near empty as it finished the encasement, but that wizard could NOT be allowed to escape.

Not today.

Not ever.

He sucked in a deep breath, then funnelled in his own powers, hoping he'd have enough to reach that cocky little shit's feet without overdoing it, then sent the interwoven mass of greenery higher still, weaving and darting over and through itself for support as it climbed...
The mischievous grin quickly turned into a snarl, though the difference may have been hard to detect, aside from some furrowing between the eyes, and the ears going flat.

Why was it nobody listened to him?

He looked around irritably looking for something, anything concrete to contribute to this predicament.

The bucket illusion had been singularly effective, for however long it lasted, which gave him an idea.

Hurriedly, he dropped the piss soaked curtain to the ground, then furiously heaped it full of dirt and mud mixed with wads of grass from the ground, bundled it up like a sling, backed away from the window to get room to whirl around, Began whirling, then yelled through the window:

"Hey fuck'r! CATCH!"

A split second later, he released one side of the curtain, discharging the contents through the window toward his target.
Making a second pass along the outside of the keep, monitoring the growth of his latest handiwork, the sounds of fighting erupted from the desecrated first floor dining hall, followed by a loud rhythmic banging.

"... the hells 'em kids a doin' in'ere .." the bear grumbled irritably. Saying he was 'put out' by all this was a gross understatement; while he did his best to be chipper and jovial most of the time, he HAD inherited more than just a little of his dad's crude and volatile temperament-- being tortured with food, then being made a mockery of by planting him in it, then being tossed like a sack of manure, then forcing him to have to wear his own piss to evade having his lungs seared, then being nearly blasted by friendly fire had left him more than just a little cross, and the absurd and persistent clanging mixed with the shouts and screams of the villagers to the south had him in a rather foul mood indeed.

He looked in through one of the fouled windows and saw that thuggish brute still swinging in there, with a bucket on his head with a seemingly animated hammer drumming on it, making a terrible racket. It *WAS* a humorous spectacle, but he was so over this guy.

Then he remembered the diabolical thought he had intended for the muscle-bound
bruiser.

'Hoy!' He shouted in through the window, while ripping the decayed and crispy black vegetation from the opening. "Shove 'at fuck'r o'er dis a way!"

He grinned wickedly, allowing his malign intent to color the expression with a lurid intensity, while beckoning his companions to drive the bastard toward the cleared window.
Cedar's eyes went wide for a second, as he took in the 'view'.

The sounds of screaming villagers hit his ears, as the scent of burning wood and vegetation caught his abused nostrils.

Visions of this kind of thing had filled his head when he had innocently asked about 'war' over a month ago.

It was horrifying and sobering at the same time to witness the spectacle here, and a moment of panic gripped him, with the instinctual fear of uncontrolled fire urging him to run, but he stayed his ground.

His eyes darkened and his fur ruffled frighteningly as he barred his fangs instead.

More towns like this-- Towns all over Kinderance, all over Meche, maybe further beyond-- they would ALL burn-- Maybe even the tiny frontier wood cutting town of Mystville... they would ALL burn, if the prince was not collected today.

The revelation and cruel finality of that thought ran through him as hot as the flames lapping up over the walls. The Wizard HAD TO BE STOPPED HERE. TODAY.

Filled with singular dark purpose, he stormed away from the group and around the corner of the building to where he could see all that remained alive of the makeshift planting he had sprouted outside the window.

Blackened husks of dead rose bushes. Cucumber and passion vines clung like zombies to the wall with their roots burned off.

And there in the grass, a tiny flag of greenery hiding in the grass, the sole survivor of the green toxic filth roiling over the windowsill-- the long-grown roots stretching out under the wall to the east, with little bits of top sticking out here and there to catch the sun.

He carefully pulled one of the charred rose bushes up by the roots, careful not to get into that disgusting shit, then snapped off a bit, and started scratching the dirt up with it, drawing a large 'circle' around the entire keep.

That old fucker may have roasted his plants inside that room, be he had not come out with them. That meant he was still inside.

Scratch. Scratch. Claw. dig.

He carefully used the last few bits of his stock, arranging them to greatest possible effect, then tapped in the vine leading in from outside, and kicked off the latest in his series of botanical terror gardens.

He was going to encase the entire keep, from the outside, and infiltrate the windows on all the remaining floors.

That wizard was NOT getting away.

Not today.

Not ever.
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