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1 yr ago
Current I'll tell you what's wrong with society. No one drinks blood from the skulls of their enemies anymore.
4 yrs ago
“Fortune helps the intrepid and abandons the cowards. I am the daughter of a man who did not know of fear. Whatever may come, I am resolved to follow that course until death.” ― Caterina Sforza
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4 yrs ago
History Fact: Caterina Sforza was a complete badass, who whilst under siege made a point of bombarding the houses of her enemies from the walls of her castle.
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4 yrs ago
If it makes you feel better, I'm still on stick figures.
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4 yrs ago
If you mean the Uplift War by David Brin, it's available on Amazon for 7.99 in mass paperback.

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Okay. Shit. Sorry.

Got busy...with a new computer. This baby can run Attila Total War.

Was busy sacking Rome.
@Dynamo Frokane Truth

So here's how it goes down, you and I kill Bozo and then I shoot you and you shoot me, and then Ophidian reveals he was straight all along and Narcy dates him

Trust me. You don't need to worry.

I'm so gay that...well those movies with the cute princesses with the great personalities? I pay more attention to the nameless, generically handsome knights in the background.
@Bozo Wasting the time to go over, heft a sorry drunken fuccboi out of my establishment and then come back in to serve more drinks costs money, might as well hire someone to do that so I can continue to pretend to give a shit while selling overpriced alcohol

Speaking of money, this particular drunken fuccboi now owes a lot, perhaps now's a bad time to mention Scott is half Sicilian

Note to self.

Find excuse to get Kastrati to bar when Lush closes. Lucrative employ as minion assured.
@Ophidian Bouncer bro! XD That is my odd way of saying Arty is open


On it.
Welp. I'm out of ideas.

Anyone in club LUSH interested in interaction?
@Dynamo Frokane Bruh, if you come to visit America, be sure to stop by Georgia, I'll show you how to decapitate a foam pigeon with a shotgun

"Georgia! I love Georgia! It's the one state where I can pull a gun and get a stampede torwards me rather then *away* from me."

"I think there's still an APB out on my ass there."
EDIT: Because this beach resort idea seems so popular I think I will merge it with the music festival, who says the festival cant have sun and sand?


@Saarebas Its like cocaine except its cold and falls from the sky

"How the fuck did you find out about operation "Money Snow"? The CIA had that fuckup classified! And we collected all the bits of helicopter afterwards!"
<Snipped quote by Ophidian>

And somewhere along the way Scott and Kastrati managing to smuggle in an astounding amount of firearms

"A man without an anti-material rifle ain't no man at all."
What are everyone's thoughts?

I think there was take of the PC's winning a contest, getting a free stay at a resort, and a resulting beach episode?
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