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Current I'll tell you what's wrong with society. No one drinks blood from the skulls of their enemies anymore.
4 yrs ago
“Fortune helps the intrepid and abandons the cowards. I am the daughter of a man who did not know of fear. Whatever may come, I am resolved to follow that course until death.” ― Caterina Sforza
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4 yrs ago
History Fact: Caterina Sforza was a complete badass, who whilst under siege made a point of bombarding the houses of her enemies from the walls of her castle.
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4 yrs ago
If it makes you feel better, I'm still on stick figures.
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4 yrs ago
If you mean the Uplift War by David Brin, it's available on Amazon for 7.99 in mass paperback.

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First collab battle between me and @Lauder has been posted!

Beastmen and Orruks are savage creatures but what happens when you pit savage beasts against savage monsters?


Whoever wins, alot of people who deserve it die?

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I don't suppose you have anyone around who can translate that into common for me do you?


Of course mi'lord.

He is struck by your character and your dashing good looks and wishes to marry, so that you might further the bonds between your peoples.

:p
You just need to tactically enough apply bats/skeletons until you fix the issue!

Using my own words against me.

Only by ever so slightly my friend xP

I once made a custom Vampire Count for a Warhammer Fantasy RP.

He was adorable, honestly.

Imagine this scary Vampire Count, jumping up and down beneath a tree, because a Grave Guard's head got lodged in it from one of those damned imperial cannon vollies and he has to have the head to reanimate it and you'd....be pretty close.
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But the thing is, what if there's 13 mangy dogs? Do they all wonder who the fuck this new guy is and try to verbally roast him while the lion comes in and kill them all thus proving that if you apply too many undead, the problem will not fix itself.

Ah. I see now.

Clearly, the solution is dire bats!

(total war warhammer has ruined some of my tactical flexibility)
I thought it was if you threw enough Imperial Guardsmen Zombies at the problem the problem would go away.

However that does bring up the question of if one can throw too many undead at a problem thus being unable to solve the problem.

You have inspired a quote, good sir, for one of my heroes:

"This is the truth of war. Twelve mangy dogs can kill a lion."
— Doge Carcius, on Undead.
@OphidianMy morale is a huge strength too, being a determined and stubborn as fuck race. But it's hard to beat mindless skeletons in a sense of duty


Skeletons can even solve being attacked by other skeletons! Even if those skeletons outnumber you!

Tie them down in melee and then send a giant bat monster to rip off the enemy necromancer's head and stuff it up his arse!

Okay so this is a joint skeleton=bat monster solution but.....

I don't think people addressed this when I asked about army size earlier, but one of my main weaknesses is the fact I have less numbers than most. This is even evident despite the fact that about 2/3rds of a Dwarf hold population is fighting fit, contrasting the usual (historical) 1/4th of a human settlement is. So just keep in mind that if you ever fight my guys, and you don't specify that your force is small, generally I'll assume your army size is bigger than mine. My main focus is a moderate to low size army made up of powerful/elite units.

I'm going for a mixed, varied force. Each part having it's own weaknesses. Undead have unbreakable morale, but you take out the necromancer animating them and the whole army goes to dust, for example.

...Granted.

If my time in Warhammer Total War has taught me anything, it's that any problem can be solved by finding the right amount of skeletons to throw at it.
I might be interested, but probably not for the reasons you're looking for.

The harem trope utterly infuriates me-sexual slavery isn't sexy, it isn't titillating, it's horrible, degrading and humiliating. So writing someone trying to overthrow something so malevolent, so incredibly evil, would appeal.

Oh, yes, it would appeal.
Might be interested, depending on how it ends up and if I can still meet my other obligations.
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