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1 yr ago
Mahz showing up for a short while and disappearing, while distressing, is also almost objectively hilarious. Can't wait til he comes back in... *checks watch* 18 years.
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1 yr ago
Anyone else feel like they've lost IQ points steadily since their teenage years? No? Just me? Cool.
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2 yrs ago
"It's so hard to believe I'm on a planet full of primates. You're all so fucking wise!"
2 yrs ago
The only thing I want destroyed is myself.

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What are you going to do when they find out you’re alive and try to kill you again?


Aside from the natural defenses of where we live? I'm pretty sure my old projects will still protect me. And protect you, more importantly. Plus... While I couldn't use them a week ago when I tried, I do have the Magatama techniques. And I just wouldn't be me without my eyes.

*Grins*
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*Looks upward*
Chaos is my favorite show, after all. And it's about time; I'm sick of wondering how many weeks I have left to spend with you.


Yeah. We've got all the time in the world, and then some.
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Normal seems to avoid both of us like the plague.


Heh, true. But now that I'm back, I think I'm retiring. For real this time. You're the only most important thing left, so I'm staying around as long as you do.

*Pauses*

Though I doubt that the others who work for me will stop their own stuff. I wouldn't ask them to, either. It's important that they live their own lives, right?

*Smiles*

We'll be able to watch the chaos together, again.
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For someone who got so far on so little, you have the worst luck getting back there.
*Puts my arms over your shoulders and whispers into your ear*
I did miss you, though.


It's hard for normal people. I'm pretty close to "normal" now, I guess.
*Leans my head against yours* Thanks, Love.
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Just swap out the remaining three percent.


I can't. And it wouldn't change anything other than its location, it's not like I'm incomplete right now. Adding the last three in would overload this and I'd have to start from scratch.
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There's a real start. How long will it take you to finish completely?


This is, unfortunately or otherwise, the final product. A one-hundred percent complete soul bound to the only bodies that will accept it.
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*Mumbles*
Take a week for the couch to stop smelling like hate...


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*A week later in our universe's time I come back, still older and now without any Dark Power in me*

Success! Now I do have a warning for you, my new body, not this one, is very fragile. It's still not a human, it's what I was before, but it's much closer to a human's parameters than I used to be. It's got ninety-seven percent of my soul in it, so losing it is bad. It's also got three percent of Yami's, and while my consciousness is still in this body, I'm used to being in multiple places at once, and Yami can take over this one in my place while I focus on the new one. So there's the heads-up. And now, I present to you...

*As the other me walks out I say* The closest thing to a natural form I have!


Hiya, Love.
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No, get to the point. How many lifetimes am I going to have to beat out of your soul this time?


WELL, I didn't expect... *Looks at my bare wrist* This.
*My hand explodes into dust*
I think I forgot a piece of... "genetic" "material" *I do air-quotes with my remaining hand at those two words right before it fades away like a mirage* when designing this vessel and it's starting to catch up, so I'm going to be stuck back in Yami's body sooner than expected. Not a big concern, nothing permanent, but an inconvenience.
*The rest of my body flickers like a candle flame* Luckily this is mostly offset by a few things, so I should be back sooner than expected as well...
*As my body starts turning to dust from the bottom up I continue* With as much experience as I have in splitting my mind, next time should be the finale. I'll be able to project a body reminiscent of what it would be were I still human, and then I'll just have to control it and my actual body simultaneously. Momentai, especially since I can leave the real body under Yami's control if needed.
*The last of my body blows away before I finish, my words echoing after as a small light floats from where my chest was out of the room*
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What do you mean "uh-oh"? You're not allowed to uh-oh.


I uh... may have miscalculated something, for once. I guess I'm only... well, not human, officially, but you get the point.
*Yawns and stretches before pausing*
Uh-oh.
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