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1 yr ago
Mahz showing up for a short while and disappearing, while distressing, is also almost objectively hilarious. Can't wait til he comes back in... *checks watch* 18 years.
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1 yr ago
Anyone else feel like they've lost IQ points steadily since their teenage years? No? Just me? Cool.
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2 yrs ago
"It's so hard to believe I'm on a planet full of primates. You're all so fucking wise!"
2 yrs ago
The only thing I want destroyed is myself.

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Huh?


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I already got it all figured out.


Alright, let's hear it.
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Heh... Amachores.


*Smiles*
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And what can't you figure out?


Any of it.
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What’s so weird about us? Are we different than you?


Yes, quite a bit. Your mother and I are different species, but you guys are all your own. It's like... like if you mix chocolate syrup with milk, but each time you do it turns into a new flavor that's never been tasted before. You expect chocolate milk, but you end up with something more akin to neopolitan made with unknown tastes.
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Course I'm proud!
*Puffs out my cheeks*
I'm a Cloud!


*Smiles* That's a great reason too.
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*Holds a magnifying glass to my face and moves it out toward you*
You mean our eyes, right?


That's part of it, yes. And what causes them, your... it's not quite accurate to call them "genetics," but your overall biological makeup. You four aren't easy to figure out, and I'm just a bit bothered that I can't parse them. You all are unique among the unique, so be proud, okay?
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A mistry I'm gonna solve!


*Pats your head and smiles* Yes, I don't doubt you will someday.
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*Tugs at your sleeve*
What happened, daddy?


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What'd you screw up this time?


... I say that a lot, don't I?

Sorry to worry you two. I've been looking it over again and again and I can't decipher it.

*Looks at Dawn* You kids are gonna be a mystery to me for a long time, I think.
Well. That's unfortunate.
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*Looks between both of you and smiles*
Sometimes you're alright, you know.


Sometimes.
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