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1 yr ago
Mahz showing up for a short while and disappearing, while distressing, is also almost objectively hilarious. Can't wait til he comes back in... *checks watch* 18 years.
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1 yr ago
Anyone else feel like they've lost IQ points steadily since their teenage years? No? Just me? Cool.
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2 yrs ago
"It's so hard to believe I'm on a planet full of primates. You're all so fucking wise!"
2 yrs ago
The only thing I want destroyed is myself.

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Kay, how do I know you're really legit?


*My eyes half-close in exasperation*
You should trust your kids more, Mama. S can back me up.
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That's... pretty hype.

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What did you say you go by? Xenon?


Shion, X-I-O-N, if I take dad's spelling for myself.
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Mm. I'm not sure why that is. But it's no pr- Don't!
*I wince as my eyes are opened, then blink*
Fascinating... I can see?


I know, right? It looks like our plan worked!
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Don't call me that. Anyway, explain more.


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As I was saying, self-fission was a success. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this situation.


Mm, sorry mom!

Oh calm down, S. Oh! Check this out! *Goes up to Shion and forces her eyes open*
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I don't think he'd appreciate being called that.


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*Whistles*
Who're you?


Why do you think I'm doing it? *Smiles*

*Turns to Storm* Hiya, Mama! I'm Shion! Too, I guess. Daddy spelled it with an "X" on my so-called "birth certificate" he just made.
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*Shrugs*
I always figured it was part of becoming a different person. But you sound mostly the same. You sure anything really happened?


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Mm. I still-


Oooooooooooiiiiii! Daddy says we're in the clear~
>Okay, so this time I actually do want one of you to sit down and plan out what's going to happen, because I'd like to avoid having to pants this again. It is a horribly problematic means of going about collaborative writing when everyone is in the dark regarding direction and elements.


This is supposed to show that dick measuring a new character with unknown and absurd powers against one that has defined but absurd powers is a bad idea.
Besides, planning things out is boring. :P
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*Manipulating the seven deadly sins, I impart a greed for tangibility into your flesh, before taking hold once more*


*Sloth overwhelms it*
Oooh, sin powers. How very creative. Too bad those are emotions, too.
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*I barely budge, though my hand does move away a bit as my grip is broken*

Why yes, yes I do. Now come along.

*Grabs you again and resumes our journey*


*Sighs as I become intangible*
Seriously? Delusional too...
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*Stares at you for a moment before shrugging and dragging you back to Hell wholesale*

Quite a curious amount of regenerative capability. I wonder if your nervous system is the same? If so, I've got quite a lot of experiments in store.


*A burst of power pushes you back several feet*
Really? A hellion thinks they're strong enough to do literally anything? Nice one, edgelord.
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