47. Does no one realize that Jorick's D is actually really small and insufficient. He simply uses witty words to make up for it.

Finally, the truth comes to light. Thank you, anonymous question person, for lifting the burden of lies and shame from my shoulders by revealing the truth.

55. If the next 'Nice Guy' Killer was a spam member, who would it be and why?

Nobody really fits that archetype here in Spam, but I guess I'll go with The Nexerus for various reasons.

56. When will we get to see our post counts?

Hopefully never. It's just another level of circlejerk above and beyond those that naturally exist on the forum, doesn't add anything good.

57. Why is Joegreenbeen so awesome? XD Why is he so hilarious too?

Fuck off, Joe.

58. How the fuck do you get pi anyway?

Divide the circumference of a circle by its diameter. That's quite literally what pi is derived from. Good fucking luck finding a perfect circle that you know the exact dimensions of though.

59. Why does Drakel have the audacity to list himself above Jorick in intelligence?

Delusion.

60. Would you participate in a spam orgy? How would that go?

Nah. It'd probably end up being entirely men because the women would largely be smart enough to not show up, and I'm not into dick.

63. Can I ask a question?

No, fuck you.

64. Jorick is Benjen Stark, right?

Shh, don't tell anyone. I'm supposed to be missing north of the Wall. If anyone knew I had deserted I would lose my head.

65. Who was your favorite flavor of the month?

Not sure if you mean this in a negative or positive way, so I'll answer both.

For negative flavor of the month, as in the person everyone shit on for a while, I'd have to give it to darthwarman. That guy was ridiculous and fun to slap around.

For positive, as in the person who was the golden child of Spam for a time, I'd probably go with idlehands.

66. General spam question. What can I do to not get overlooked so damn much? I appear sometimes, but when I do, usually I'm treated the same way as when I'm not posting. As in: Not there. It's pretty annoying sometimes.

Be active and be expressive. If you want to be noticed you have to do something to catch people's eyes. Bland posts are easy to just skim past without ever paying attention to who posted it. Crack jokes and make people laugh and you'll be noticed pretty quickly. Sharp wit can also help there, but it usually requires that you take part in some argument and cut someone down with style to actually get noticed. If you're just traipsing around posting boring shit then you'll get buried under the people who are having fun and fucking around. I dunno who you are so I can't say exactly why you're not getting noticed, but my general advice should apply somewhat.

Oh, also, easy way to acquire attention is to provide some entertainment service to Spam. Run a game (not like "rate the sig above you" or shit, a real game with actual rules and effort on your part involved like Rabbit Doubt or Blorbs style games), draw pictures of your interpretation of people, offer to write poems espousing their glories, do an after action report style playthrough of some video game where you put Spam people in there as characters, write some kind of goofy play or story with Spam people as characters, so on and so forth. There have been a lot of people who acquired popularity just though doing something fun that got the people around here involved, so it's worth a shot if you feel like putting yourself out there and doing the work required.

67. If someone was to write a book with all of your Spam names in it as characters, would you read it?

Depends on who writes it, what genre it is, so on and so forth. Just having Spam characters wouldn't be enough of a draw for me to instantly want to read it.

68. How do we kill the Jorickman?

idk, a gun might work?

69. Who's a Spammer you would genuienly miss if they disappeared, and whose one you wouldn't miss?

I would miss Doivid if he disappeared (though this would require Skype disappearance as well, not just Spam).

I wouldn't miss... Hrm. Picking just one is hard. I've already used some of my disliked people as answers for negative things in this thread, so I'll switch it up and say CidTheKid because I think today was the first time I saw him post something in new guild Spam.

55. If the next 'Nice Guy' Killer was a spam member, who would it be and why?

Paladin Foster.

I don't have to explain myself to the likes of you.

64. Jorick is Benjen Stark, right?

Jorick is Moon Boy for all I know.

Doivid said
Find a way to pop his big fat ego balloon. And believe me, there is a way.

There most certainly is not. Good luck trying, nerd.

K-97 said
We just have to make him debunk so many different things at once his brain overloads and he can't keep writing long winded posts. That or take away his computer.

Pfft, I'm capable of debunking stupidity in short posts rather than lengthy ones. I'd just switch from explanatory mode to blunt mode and hand out the bitch slaps. Such nonsense wouldn't harm my ego, and in fact it would do the opposite. If you gave so many fucks about me and my ego that you were willing to throw a bunch of things at me to respond to, that would be an ego boost because it's people desperate to take me down and jealousy is one of the best ego fuels.

Taking away my computer wouldn't harm my ego, just make it so I can't swing it around online. Big difference.

Doivid said
He'd just play it off like a joke, or genuinely capitulate without sacrificing his ego! I've seen it happen.Also I'm pretty sure he's done that to himself before, like when he disappeared for like 4+ months to play vidya.

I'm wily like that.

Guru said
17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?Let's see...I'd have to say Doivid would be my favorite spammer. Aza is pretty cool too. I wish Sophi would post... anything at all! Erm... Well, that's complicated.If I HAD to choose one, it would probably be Doivid, simply for the fact that I know he shares the same sexual orientation and is not jailbate. XD

You know you want to snuggle up against my side at night for the rest of your life.
Don't lie

Jorick gave us a clue as to how to kill him - he suggested a gun, of all things.
Seemingly the only way to rid Jorick of his ego is to kill him.
Jorick gave us a way to pop his ego.
Jorick secretly wants us to pop his ego.
Jorick secretly hates his ego.
Jorick is thus self-loathing.
Therefore Jorick doesn't have an ego at all, he's actually deeply insecure.
Therefore killing him is not the only way to get rid of his ego, because it doesn't exist.
We succeeded in popping his ego already.

Note: due to my current affiliations, I'm equating the "Skype Group" as a sub-branch of Spam. This isn't the case, but I'm biased like that.

8. Is spam the tumor inside RPG?

I'd say yes, but a benign tumour.

17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?

My favourite person would probably be Elendra, but there're others who come close.

As to who should post more, I honestly don't have anyone in mind. I frequent Spam too infrequently. Though I do wish I had the time to post more.

I would consider having a romantic relationship with a number of people, but I don't think I'm ready yet, so consideration's my limit. At this point, there isn't anyone I'm romantically invested in in Spam.

20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one?

I would not really want to mate with anyone, not because I don't think I'd be attracted to anyone, but because I don't want sex. If I had to pick, it'd be somebody who is chill enough with it to "guide" me through it, if you will. DOn't know who that'd be.

I'd maybe marry Nargle, because I think we can both respect each other enough to have a decent time of it.

There isn't anyone I'd want to kill, but if I had no choice and they were all lined up in front of me, I might just have to pick myself to spare my soul.

28. If you had to be stuck in a room with another spammer for 5 years, and then after that time was up you had to kill them, who would you pick and why? Also, don't be a bitch, no equivocation about not killing them, follow the hypothetical mandates you little shit.

The dying part sucks. I wouldn't want any of you dead, so I might pick myself. Or someone I don't know very well, but after five years, I'd be sad of anyone's killing.

32. Question for oldfags: which of the new spammers (those who first showed up after Guildfall) do you like the most?

Don't really know who's the best, don't know the new guys enough.

39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands?

Brovo and some idiot with poor ethics, so that Brovo would win and the world would be normal.

41. Who are the five smartest spammers?

Um, Jorick, Brovo, Sherlock, Dervish, and Goldmarble, maybe? No particular order

60. Would you participate in a spam orgy? How would that go?

I wouldn't want to be in the orgy itself, but I might watch in order to better understand my brethren. I'm a creep.

67. If someone was to write a book with all of your Spam names in it as characters, would you read it?

Depends on the focus cast. If it had the right people as main characters—hopefully including me—then definitely.

Holmshire said Depends on the focus cast. If it had the right people as main characters—hopefully including me—then definitely.

Breaking from anonimity for a second, I chose the people who are the most active right now as the characters and Kaga, Squee, Nurgs, and Drakel as the main cast.

DarthWarman as the incompetent antagonist.

BrobyDDark said
Breaking from anonimity for a second, I chose the people who are the most active right now as the characters and Kaga, Squee, Nurgs, and Drakel as the main cast.DarthWarman as the incompetent antagonist.

Hmmm. I like the cast, but now the length of the book and the genre and quality of writing come into play.

Zed said
41. Who are the five smartest spammers?Yorick, Sophi, Holmes, Dervish, and Levi/Card/Drago because I'm just a tiny bit nice.

This kinda surprised me, but thanks! ;]

Holmishire said
This kinda surprised me, but thanks! ;]

Now, I'm not about to jump to conclusions, but I'm willing to wager the "Holmes" mentioned is actually Sherlock Holmes, and not Holmishire.

Holmishire said
Hmmm. I like the cast, but now the length of the book and the genre and quality of writing come into play.

I can write pretty well when it interests me.
The genre is a mix of Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Horror.

Holmishire said
This kinda surprised me, but thanks! ;]

Don't mean to disappoint you, but your name isn't on that list.

Unless you're Levi.

BrobyDDark said
I can write pretty well when it interests me.The genre is a mix of Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Horror.Don't mean to disappoint you, but your name isn't on that list.Unless you're Levi.

He is levi.

Doivid said
He is levi.

Ah, OK. Nevermind then.

BrobyDDark said
Breaking from anonimity for a second, I chose the people who are the most active right now as the characters and Kaga, Squee, Nurgs, and Drakel as the main cast.DarthWarman as the incompetent antagonist.

were you around for darthwarman? I don't remember if you were.

70. Should Nat be the overload of spam?

can't tell if that's a typo, but I'm totally leaving it anyway.

Doivid said
were you around for darthwarman? I don't remember if you were.

I wasn't apart of Spam when it happened, but it happened recently enough so that I saw it happen when I was going through the Spam section to see if someone had been banned.

It was funny.

BrobyDDark said
I wasn't apart of Spam when it happened, but it happened recently enough so that I saw it happen when I was going through the Spam section to see if someone had been banned.It was funny.

do you mean you looked at it on oldguild?

Doivid said
do you mean you looked at it on oldguild?

Yes.

Holmishire said
Note: due to my current affiliations, I'm equating the "Skype Group" as a sub-branch of Spam. This isn't the case, but I'm biased like that.I'd say yes, but a benign tumour.My favourite person would probably be Elendra, but there're others who come close.As to who should post more, I honestly don't have anyone in mind. I frequent Spam too infrequently. Though I wish had the time to post more.I would consider having a romantic relationship with a number of people, but I don't think I'm ready yet, so consideration's my limit. At this point, there isn't anyone I'm romantically invested in in Spam.I would not really want to mate with anyone, not because I don't think I'd be attracted to anyone, but because I don't want sex. If I to pick, it'd be somebody who is chill enough with it to "guide" me through it, if you will. DOn't know who that'd be.I'd maybe marry Nargle, because I think we can both respect each other enough to have a decent time of it.There isn't anyone I'd want to kill, but if I had no choice and they were all lined up in front of me, I might just have to pick myself to spare my soul.The dying part sucks. I wouldn't want any of you dead, so I might pick myself. Or someone I don't know very well, but after five years, I'd be sad of anyone's killing.Don't really know who's the best, don't know the new guys enough.Brovo and some idiot with poor ethics, so that Brovo would win and the world would be normal. Um, Jorick, Brovo, Sherlock, Dervish, and Goldmarble, maybe? No particular orderI wouldn't want to be in the orgy itself, but I might watch in order to better understand my brethren. I'm a creep.Depends on the focus cast. If it had the right people as main characters—hopefully including me—then definitely.

I'd marry you and feed you crepes and buy you fuzzy socks and we would be good.

BrobyDDark said
Breaking from anonimity for a second, I chose the people who are the most active right now as the characters and Kaga, Squee, Nurgs, and Drakel as the main cast.DarthWarman as the incompetent antagonist.

Omg I'd definitely read it.