idlehands said
Do it. It can't be worse than my almost Arby's joke earlier in the thread.

Do you think it will help me fit in? I'm a bit worried about it.

Awson said
Do you think it will help me fit in? I'm a bit worried about it.

You're still worried about if we're going to accept you into the cool kids club?

Auditions don't last multiple years here, dawg uehuehu'

Azarthes said
You're still worried about if we're going to accept you into the cool kids club?Auditions don't last multiple years here, dawg uehuehu'

Oh, I guess it wasn't as hard as I thought.

It's shittier in here than I imagined.

idlehands said
Do it. It can't be worse than my almost Arby's joke earlier in the thread.

Still curious about this.

So how are you liking these incessant anal jokes?

Taaj said
Still curious about this.

It's like on page 2 or 3. PM me for details. It's nasty.

idlehands said
It's like on page 2 or 3. PM me for details. It's nasty.

*tremblingly edges mouse towards the PM button....*

Did it make you hungry?

idlehands said
Did it make you hungry?

Slim and just-above-average height. I like the types of girls who don't necessarily have the build to appear "tough", but nevertheless look like they could hurt you if they wanted to. To summarize it, really, I guess you could say a mix of "girl next door" and "tomboy".

I also tend to define women's faces into three different categories: cute, beautiful, and sexy. I prefer faces who are a mix of cute and beautiful. Unfathomably long hair is also a plus, but shorter (albeit still long) ponytails are just as good looking.

Someone explain to me what "bird chest" implies.

As for body type:
Curvy women. Just, curves. Semi fit with curves. If not, they better rock the punkish tomboy look.
Men: Effeminate men or really, really fit, slender guys.

Sherlock Holmes said
I think you just have a fetish for high/pronounced cheekbones.

I'm not sure if calling it a fetish is going too far or spot on. Hrm.

But yeah, I think you're right. I don't know why the fuck I couldn't pinpoint that when I was writing my initial post in this thread yesterday.

Asuras said
Slim and just-above-average height. I like the types of girls who don't necessarily have the build to appear "tough", but nevertheless look like they could hurt you if they wanted to. To summarize it, really, I guess you could say a mix of "girl next door" and "tomboy".I also tend to define women's faces into three different categories: cute, beautiful, and sexy. I prefer faces who are a mix of cute and beautiful. Unfathomably long hair is also a plus, but shorter (albeit still long) ponytails are just as good looking.

How can you have long but shortish hair...

masculine, grizzly, beef + buzzed head. mmm.

and girls with arm tats

slint said
girls with arm tats

Good tastes.

Edit: Um... glitch?

ehh, I'm not sure... there really don't seem to be defining characteristics for me... I've liked short and tall, thin and thick (god, why am I so immature , heh.), so...

I guess someone middle of the road? And I like brown hair, it seems, but I guess it doesn't matter in the long run. Call me a bullshitter, but I'd prefer a nice girl over someone who is hot, but doesn't give two shits about me.

I'm going to post something relevant to the OP even though this thread derailed long, long ago.

I'm similar to someone earlier in this thread in that I end up being most attracted to the attributes of the person I have ze ubercrush on at the time. I like a dancer; that sort of body becomes my ideal. I like a tattoo+piercings, punk-type girl with short hair, I fall in love with those attributes. It's pretty impossible for me to separate the whole emotional side from the physical side, which isn't to say I "only care about personality", more just that my physical attraction is strongly governed by my emotional one. If I were to hypothetically watch porn, or fantasise, I'd end up watching/fantasising someone who's similar to the person I'm emotionally attracted to.
Despite that, there are a couple of things I find universally attractive, but they're not physical in a visual sense. I love it when a girl has their own distinct smell - of course it has to be pleasant, but also distinctively theirs. I also have a huge thing for the way a girl moves - it doesn't have to be a certain way, necessarily, but I like either grace or adorable clumsiness (opposites, I know, but hey-ho the human mind ain't logical.)
One of the few physical things I find objectively attractive is size - I like to be able to envelop and surround someone when I hold them close, to physically make them feel surrounded and protected and safe. I also find a tendency to blush ridiculously attractive in both a physical and emotional sense. Lastly, voice - I dunno if this is "physical" as such, but I absolutely cannot be physically attracted to a girl whose voice I dislike.

Slightly shorter than me, wide hips, breasts at least a B, nice rear end, don't need to be able to bounce a quarter off of it, I'd just like her to actually have an ass rather than it being flat. Hair color doesn't matter. Umm...I don't like curly hair, though, no rat's nest. No hillbilly teeth. Not a smoker or a big drinker, not a huge party girl.

When did spam turn into 1x1 guys?

When Mahz killed the old Spam.