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That's an Australian Ghost Shark egg..... human women are chumps, imagine laying that shit.
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Yeah all we do is squeeze out something the size of a watermelon from our who-ha with a good chance of breaking our pelvis's in the process :p
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KuroTenshi said
Yeah all we do is squeeze out something the size of a watermelon from our who-ha with a good chance of breaking our pelvis's in the process :p


Call me back when you birth one with goddamn spikes on it
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That thing doesn't have limbs.
It also doesn't scream.
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mdk said
Call me back when you birth one


And does not have any eyes to look upon you lovingly but only a cold, dismal hide.
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Blitzkrieg said
That thing doesn't have limbs.It also doesn't scream.


I was under the impression that neither do humans. They don't have air in the lungs for a bit, and they don't start wailing right when they pop out (as in the movies).

But I've never squeezed one out through my genitals, so I guess I don't really know.
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mdk said
I was under the impression that neither do humans. They don't have air in the lungs for a bit, and they don't start wailing right when they pop out (as in the movies).But I've never squeezed one out through my genitals, so I guess I don't really know.


Well not on the way out no, but they do make noise.

At least we are not cats. Those motherfucker have penis barbs.
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mdk said
I was under the impression that neither do humans. They don't have air in the lungs for a bit, and they don't start wailing right when they pop out (as in the movies).But I've never squeezed one out through my genitals, so I guess I don't really know.


There's a wonderful doujin of a boy giving birth through his urethra because a god impregnated him through the anus.

Yeah, I know, Japan.
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ReonenMiruel said
There's a wonderful doujin of a boy giving birth through his urethra because a god impregnated him through the anus.Yeah, I know, .


Why do you know it exists?!
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HR Giger called, he wants his prop back.
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BrobyDDark said
Why do you know it exists?!


I take it you're not that familiar with me. >: but that's 'kay.
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Oh hey it's Reonen
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Blitzkrieg said
Oh hey it's Reonen


Ohai Cap
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ReonenMiruel said
There's a wonderful doujin of a boy giving birth through his urethra because a god impregnated him through the anus.Yeah, I know, .


Yep
That's reo
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Here's one from the horn shark

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Sharks are pansies
Humans are pansies
This is a kiwi bird about to lay.
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Never having kids now, thanks.
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At least us human don't have the risk of mothers eating their newborns.

I hope.
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Do shark eggs look like that in hopes they'll cling to something like coral or seaweed rather than floating around in the open ocean?
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