wtf ocean eggs

[mdk]

That's an Australian Ghost Shark egg..... human women are chumps, imagine laying that shit.

[KuroTenshi]

Yeah all we do is squeeze out something the size of a watermelon from our who-ha with a good chance of breaking our pelvis's in the process :p

[mdk]

KuroTenshi said
Yeah all we do is squeeze out something the size of a watermelon from our who-ha with a good chance of breaking our pelvis's in the process :p

Call me back when you birth one with goddamn spikes on it

[Cpt Toellner]

That thing doesn't have limbs.
It also doesn't scream.

[Card]

mdk said
Call me back when you birth one

And does not have any eyes to look upon you lovingly but only a cold, dismal hide.

[mdk]

Blitzkrieg said
That thing doesn't have limbs.It also doesn't scream.

I was under the impression that neither do humans. They don't have air in the lungs for a bit, and they don't start wailing right when they pop out (as in the movies).

But I've never squeezed one out through my genitals, so I guess I don't really know.

[Cpt Toellner]

mdk said
I was under the impression that neither do humans. They don't have air in the lungs for a bit, and they don't start wailing right when they pop out (as in the movies).But I've never squeezed one out through my genitals, so I guess I don't really know.

Well not on the way out no, but they do make noise.

At least we are not cats. Those motherfucker have penis barbs.

[ReonenMiruel]

mdk said
I was under the impression that neither do humans. They don't have air in the lungs for a bit, and they don't start wailing right when they pop out (as in the movies).But I've never squeezed one out through my genitals, so I guess I don't really know.

There's a wonderful doujin of a boy giving birth through his urethra because a god impregnated him through the anus.

Yeah, I know, Japan.

[BrobyDDark]

ReonenMiruel said
There's a wonderful doujin of a boy giving birth through his urethra because a god impregnated him through the anus.Yeah, I know, .

Why do you know it exists?!

[Dervish]

HR Giger called, he wants his prop back.

[ReonenMiruel]

BrobyDDark said
Why do you know it exists?!

I take it you're not that familiar with me. >: but that's 'kay.

[Cpt Toellner]

Oh hey it's Reonen

[ReonenMiruel]

Blitzkrieg said
Oh hey it's Reonen

Ohai Cap

[aza]

ReonenMiruel said
There's a wonderful doujin of a boy giving birth through his urethra because a god impregnated him through the anus.Yeah, I know, .

Yep
That's reo

[ReonenMiruel]

Ohai

[mdk]

Here's one from the horn shark

[Antarctic Termite]

Sharks are pansies
Humans are pansies
This is a kiwi bird about to lay.

[Seravee]

Never having kids now, thanks.

[Cpt Toellner]

At least us human don't have the risk of mothers eating their newborns.

I hope.

[idlehands]

Do shark eggs look like that in hopes they'll cling to something like coral or seaweed rather than floating around in the open ocean?