Raxacoricofallapatorius said
You've probably already checked but maybe you should see if she's on something...
I was just about to say, "I think the only drug she could possibly be on would be copious amounts of caffeine", but then she offered me a Mtn Dew and I told her, for the hundredth time, that I don't drink soda.
And then she asked me if she looked any better with make-up on, and I told her, for the thousandth time, that asking me about her appearance will get her nowhere since
every time she asks me how she looks I'm all like "you're fiiiiiiine" and since I'm not attuned to this kind of shit at all I can never tell her which skirt looks better on her or w/e. And I explain this to her every time she asks about that sort of thing.
So now that I think about she does kind of have an atrocious memory. o.o But, I mean, she claims her mom had her tested and she didn't have anything diagnosable, so...
