My roommate: Let's call her "Henry"

[Kaga]

Henry: Do you ever buy shoes from thrift stores?

Me: Well... sometimes, for cosplays, but I mean other than that-

Henry: Ok goodnight! *hastily turns over in bed and pulls the covers over her face*

........ @_@

[Gwazi Magnum]

Is she scared of Thrift stores? :/

[Kaga]

Magic Magnum said
Is she scared of Thrift stores? :/

She can't be. She shops at them too much, from what I've heard... :/

Also, remember this?

She eventually said back to me, "Did you just say my chicken cutlets are covered in bacon?!"

And I said no because I have never ever heard anyone use that terminology ever. @_@

She also uses the term "AK-47" as slang for "penis" and "grenade" to mean "vagina". ...Does anyone say that?

[Gwazi Magnum]

Kaga said She can't be. She shops at them too much, from what I've heard... :/

Maybe she plans to get you a gift then.

Kaga said Also, remember this? She also uses the term "AK-47" as slang for "penis" and "grenade" to mean "vagina". ...Does say that?

CoD Players?

[andromedene]

I bought my life at a thrift store.

But seriously Value Village is my saving grace. That and Winners.

[Doivid]

Kaga said
She can't be. She shops at them too much, from what I've heard... :/ Also, remember this? She also uses the term "AK-47" as slang for "penis" and "grenade" to mean "vagina". ...Does say that?

Truly, she is the only one of her kind.

[Kaga]

Henry was absolutely shocked at the notion that most people don't dress up their lamps just for the fun of it.

[Gwazi Magnum]

[Kaga]

"I'm a very strange bird, and I like my feathers! Even if they are a little ruffled. And falling off my body. Radiation bird!"

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Kaga said
Henry was absolutely shocked at the notion that most people dress up their lamps just for the fun of it.

Kaga said
"I'm a very strange bird, and I like my feathers! Even if they are a little ruffled. And falling off my body. Radiation bird!"

You've probably already checked but maybe you should see if she's on something...

[Gwazi Magnum]

Eh... Being perfectly honest I'm finding more and more both RL and Online that my own sense of humor tends to constantly take people off and confuse them.

It's highly likely she's just a more extreme case of that. It's not anything serious, it's just riding a joke really far and not letting it go because it's just that fun for her.

[Kaga]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
You've probably already checked but maybe you should see if she's on something...

I was just about to say, "I think the only drug she could possibly be on would be copious amounts of caffeine", but then she offered me a Mtn Dew and I told her, for the hundredth time, that I don't drink soda.

And then she asked me if she looked any better with make-up on, and I told her, for the thousandth time, that asking me about her appearance will get her nowhere since every time she asks me how she looks I'm all like "you're fiiiiiiine" and since I'm not attuned to this kind of shit at all I can never tell her which skirt looks better on her or w/e. And I explain this to her every time she asks about that sort of thing.

So now that I think about she does kind of have an atrocious memory. o.o But, I mean, she claims her mom had her tested and she didn't have anything diagnosable, so...

[Gwazi Magnum]

Kaga said And then she asked me if she looked any better with make-up on

Natural's always better.

Kaga said So now that I think about she does kind of have an atrocious memory. o.o But, I mean, she claims her mom had her tested and she didn't have anything diagnosable, so...

A lot of diagnosis daughter's are shit, or the Parents just have a really poor idea of what counts as a diagnosis.
It's possible her parents never did get her tested, or the doctor just didn't know what they were doing.

[Kaga]

Henry just named my hat Howard.

[Marik]

Kaga said
Henry was absolutely shocked at the notion that most people dress up their lamps just for the fun of it.

I’d mostly be concerned at the potential fire hazard.

Kaga said
Henry just named my hat Howard.

Is there a rule that you have to name an item after the first letter of that item? Howard the hat does sound nice, but never do you see Bruce the hat. Well, unless it’s Bruce the bowler hat.

[Kaga]

Marik said
I’d mostly be concerned at the potential fire hazard.Is there a rule that you have to name an item after the first letter of that item? Howard the hat does sound nice, but never do you see Bruce the hat. Well, unless it’s Bruce the bowler hat.

I wasn't even thinking that that might be the logic behind it. I was moreso just surprised that she named the hat at all.

And I mean, she didn't even approach the subject like "I dub thee Howard!" or anything - I just asked her to hand me my hat and she was like "You mean Howard?" and I said "....What?" and she replied "The hat. I named it Howard."

:I

Also, this is a pink hat with cat ears on it. It doesn't even look like a Howard if you ask me.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Kaga said Also, this is a pink hat with cat ears on it. It doesn't even look like a Howard if you ask me.

Maybe we should be more worried about the fact you dress as a cat than we should be worried about Henry naming a hat. :P

[Kaga]

Magic Magnum said
Maybe we should be more worried about the fact you dress as a cat than we should be worried about Henry naming a hat. :P

My kitty hat has been my thing for a while, though. :P

[Gwazi Magnum]

Kaga said My kitty hat has been my thing for a while, though. :P

That only makes it more worrying. :P

[Kaga]

Magic Magnum said
That only makes it more worrying. :P

It suits me, though. :3