thewizardguy said
James simply gives Guy a look. Hmm..... succulent, high-quality meat. Low magic use should have left a minimal mark on the flesh. Lots of muscle. It's need a good cleaning, but he had no doubt it'd taste great with some Oregano.

manapool1 said
I am really skinny thought, so technically wouldn't xolou be better. also get some pepper and sage up on that. Make it a fine meal... wait but don't eat me

manapool1 said
... why are we talking about eating me. I lived in a cave for half my life.

Thedreadpirate said
In my defense, I would do this if I were being eat IRL too, even if it was by a half-Illiterate, Hulk-like Figure (not that James is, it just adds more emphasis to the statement to say it like that)ahem:"HUNGRY....""I know you're hungry, but you can't just eat me raw""TAKING TOO LONG....""You're the one who kept me in a freezer for 4 days, now I have to thaw""THEN GRAAK EAT?""No, we've been over this, after that you lightly season me with spices, Mash some potatoes, and put me and then potatoes in an oven, and wait a few hours for me to be cooked both inside and out, make sure you take the potatoes out before though, otherwise they'll burn, then you take me out and wait another hour for me to cool, then you pour some wine and put out some fruit, put me and the potatoes on the table, drizzle some sauce over me, THEN you eat me""MAYBE GRAAK FIND LESS OBNOXIOUS MEAL......""Well if you do, put me back in the freezer or let me go, otherwise I'll go bad, you don't want that"

MyCatGinger said
Hahahaha.Talking corpses. ._. So funny. Not like I'm gonna have nightmares for the next week ahahaha-no.But yes, oh gosh yes. <3 Why eat some high quality meat if you don't cook it right? I mean, you could always just get a nice side dish with the meat too, I mean... I recommend some sort of rice, perhaps jasmine, saffron? If of course potatoes aren't enough but I'm sure a hungry man would eat it all.And then wash that down with some red wine, and fruit salad, well recommended Thedreadpirate :PAll in favour of eating Guy? I!

MyCatGinger said
Hahahaha.Talking corpses. ._. So funny. Not like I'm gonna have nightmares for the next week ahahaha-no.But yes, oh gosh yes. <3 Why eat some high quality meat if you don't cook it right? I mean, you could always just get a nice side dish with the meat too, I mean... I recommend some sort of rice, perhaps jasmine, saffron? If of course potatoes aren't enough but I'm sure a hungry man would eat it all.And then wash that down with some red wine, and fruit salad, well recommended Thedreadpirate :PAll in favour of eating Guy? I!

thewizardguy said
You know, I doubt even James has ever had a corpse talk back to him before.....