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"Hello, mister tug, mister General Cortez the general, sir!" Biscuit saluted with a grin hidden by his helmet. He then looked around. "Where is everyone else? And where's the Blues?" Biscuit asked, looking at the two reds in front of him. He dropped his salute.
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Blue

Seeing as her team basically ignored her, Leo only gave a uncaring bored shrug before walking off along the barren land. Honestly, not giving a shit what they were up to. The tall individual had their own project to work on. So, Leo was a bit thankful that they weren't bothering her.
Red

Arch waved to the newly arrived Red members cheerfully. "Heeeeellloooooo boys!" he greeted before looking at the warthog in utter disgust. "Ack! You got our precious hoggy soooo dirty! For shame!" the private whinned.
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-Months after being ejected into the depths of space-
Strandee log #548
"Space is long and black and lonely and I think I'm insane. There's a giant marble, and my ship is about to hit it. Good because my supply of food is out and I think the great Food Nipple is talking to me, why couldn't it have been the prophets who spoke to me... Anyway, I think it's getting warm in here... oh oh it is I'm entering the atmosphere of what I thought was a marble but is a planet... I'm going down... this is gonna hurt... I hope there's people"
-crashing sounds, lots of Sangheli curses being mixed with other languages-
"I give that crash a 10 out of 10... I'm exiting the ship... oh hey a very tall humanoid." Blargunson noticed as he stepped out of the Ship.
"Hello Tall Humanoid person, I am Sir Blargunson the Third priest of the CSO Vampire, I demand you tell what place I am stuck in and tell me which religion do you follow?"
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-Red Team-

"Good to meet you, you jolly rookie!" Tug stated. "We could use someone like you around here!" Tug went and picked up his club and started polishing it, humming.

-Blue Team-

Raph saw his tall teammate walking off, and he chased after her. "Leo, wait!" He saw that she could not hear him, however, so he just followed her up until the alien came out of nowhere. "Woah... Is Leo working with the Covenant or something? Or is that just coincedence?..."
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Red Team

Cortez looked around and said "Ci, it is only us four". Then answering Tug's questions "Anyone who works for Cortez is invincible boy!". He then ran to the top of the base and yelled over at blue base "You can never stop us dirt blues! HAHAHAHAHA!!!".

Blue Team

Agno noticed a rather quiet member of there's wander off and simply yelled "Don't you drag the Red's back here!" before noticing Raph follow. "Raph! Get back here or the Red's will think we'll chasing them! Fuck!". He realized they weren't stopping and followed, then once seeing the alien they ran into he instantly aimed his BMR at it and yelled "Holy shit! Guys get back I'm blowing it's fucking brains out!".
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Biscuit grinned dumbly.
"YAY INVINCIBILITY!"
Private biscuit ran around, before stopping. "When do we get to invincibly kill a blue?!"
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"Don't shoot, don't shoot I COME IN PEACE, OR MAYBE IN PIECES, I DON'T KNOW IF ANYTHING NOT CONNECTED TO ME!!! I'D RATHER FIND OUT BEFORE I GET SHOT... OR PREFERABLY NOT SHOT AT ALL." Blargunson the Third put his hands in the air, this was supposedly a human ritual of peace, or was that for the grunts? "What is your name Earthling people?"
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Leo ignored her calling squadmates, before jumping a little as a ship plummeted right in front of her. A ship? This was amazing! Yes perhaps she could fix it up to be able to fly, then she could get out of this hellhole. As well as plot some well needed murdering for those assholes who put her here! As a alien came out, she put up her fists, ready to punch its lights out before it just started to question her.

Before the tall human could answer, the rest of her squadmates caught up and seemed to freak out over it. With a grumble, also stormed foreword and practically shoved the alien toward the blue boys.

"Go ask these idiots. I'm going to look over this ship." Leo stated bluntly in the distorted deep voice before getting into the ship. Examining the controls.

"Ajax log in." Leo ordered quietly.

"Roger." The voice within the helmet said before analyzing the ships condition.
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-Red Team-

Tug saw the ship fall from the sky. "Oh my gosh! Sir, a ship just crash landed over there! We have to go scavenge it before Blue team gets there!" He danced on his feet.

-Blue Team-

"No! Don't shoot it! Maybe we can get some information out if it, or maybe it will share some supplies!" Raph yelled. "We could gain so much!"

-Green Team-

Two warthogs with Gauss cannons on their backs and one Hornet came up over the ridge and looked down on those at the ship. The driver of the 'Hog on te left spoke up. "This wreckage is officially being claimed by Green Team. Get out of here you dirty Yellows, or we'll shoot... Wait a minute... You people aren't yellow..." He said, and suddenly started to speak quietly into his radio.
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Red Base

Cortez answered Tug's question about killing blues "When the time is right Tug!". But then hearing word about the blues and crashed ship he yelled "What!? Quickly men let's go! The Blues shall never get such a ship!" before getting in the warthog and driving off in such a hurry he left his teammates behind.

Crashed Ship

"Blargh? What the hell does Blargh mean?" Agno yelled, not understanding a word the alien was speaking. "English! Speak Eng-lish you stupid alien!" he yelled.
But right then the Green team spoke and Agno yelled about "Do we fucking look like yellows you colourblind shits!?".
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-I'm now conveniently colourblind-
"Actually I am colourblind... you people are jerks. I'm going over there just for that," and with that sir Blargunson began his walk towards the red base. Suddenly warthog splatters into him... "This does not feel good..."
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Cortez feels a thud with his Warthog making him stop.

He steps out and looks and immediately reacts "Dios mío! What is this thing!?". He then looked up at the blues and says "Whatever it is! Mother Red has claimed it!". Quickly grabbing the wounded alien body, throwing it in the Warthog's passengers seat and then starting to drive off back to Red Base.

Ango notices this and yells starting to chase Cortez "Give us our Blarging Alien back Cortez!".
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-Red Team-

"Yes si-" Tug responded, but before he even finished his sentence, Cortez was off. "-Rrrrrr... Dawww... What am I supposed to do now?" Tug said. He decided to head on over to blue base to see if they left anyone to defend their flag.

-Blue Team-

"Hey! Don't hurt that alien, you... Alien!" Raph shouted. "Wait, that wasn't a joke about your Spanish heritage!" He quickly yelled in succession. In response to the green guys above them, he shouted, "Holy balls! Where did you people get that stuff!? More importantly, who are you? We've never heard of Greens or Yellows."

-Green Team-

The same soldier spoke. "Yes, sir." Now he yelled. "Alright, now we have our orders! Clear the crash sight or be shot to death!" One soldier on the wing of the hornet shot a tracking device onto the bum of Blargensun's armor as he was driven off, and it silently tracked his location.
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With Cortez already clearing the scene with the alien all that left was Agno and his fellow Blues. So promptly Agno said to the others "Ummm... guys, they look they mean business... RUN!" and then he instantly began to run for it back to the Blue Base, not waiting at all to see if the others would follow.
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Raph hears Agno screaming and running away, then looks to see what Leo does. "... Leo?"
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A drop ship flew over the Red Base and dropped a pod. The pod slammed into the dirt right next to the base itself, then opened with a hiss. A black and red armored soldier stepped out with a groan, "I hate planetary drops...I really do." A feminine voice groused. She pat imaginary dirt from her armor then looked around. "Looks...fun enough." she grunted before she made her way into the base to
look for the Commanding Officer. "Anyone home?!" she called.
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Tug was already too far from the Red Base to notice the drop pod come in, which meant that Biscuit was the only one at the base for the time being. Tug looked at the Blue Base, and noticed to green soldiers with DMRs walking around outside the perimeter. He quickly ducked behind a rock. "Holy cow, these guys are everywhere... They must be scoping the place out." He said, and used the zoom function on his helmet to watch the soldiers' actions.
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The soldier hummed when she didn't hear an immediate answer. She settled down in a seat and kicked her legs up onto a table to wait for someone to appear. The quiet did seem to call her for a nap though. She might just take up its offer.
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Cortez soon got back to Red Base with the alien in the seat. He got out, carried the wounded alien over his shoulder and went inside the base. Then upon seeing an agent inside the base he dropped the alien instantly, drew his pistols at her and yelled "Halt in the name of Mother Red! I am Cortez leader of Red Base! Identify yourself!".
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"What is this? Who are all these people, who are you yelling at what is your purpose?" Blargunson guttered out, before forcing himself off of the mans shoulders, trying to see who was there before quickly falling down. "My leg braces are busted, and probably my legs to..." -almost growl sound from deep in his throat-
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