For some reason, the school had decided that all students were obligated to send in an audition for some new "talent show" one of the newer teachers suggested to the board. Kami had decided it would be best for whoever was available that boring Thursday afternoon to get together and get over with their audition tape that everyone was sure they'd never have to do again in Warakuma High. One of the teachers permitted them to borrow the auditorium to do the shooting, and the students found themselves awkwardly lingering around the voluminous room with a camera and little direction.

"Who wants to go first?" Kami eventually said, after almost an hour of nothing but... Well, nothing. Nobody was particularly eager to get up on the stage and flaunt a "talent" they had, but they were required to appease the school's attempts to "include everyone", and hell if any of them were going to bother with getting in trouble when they still needed all the time they could get to investigate the mirror world further. Eventually, though, Noboru half-heartedly rose from his old and creaky plastic chair and walked onto the stage with a plan to lift the mood if nothing else. All the students present watched the boy wander to the center for a bit, hesitating, before he quickly jolted to the back of the stage to grab a long and fortunately dry mop from an empty bucket and returned to the center without much more. Kami took a deep breath like Noboru couldn't and pressed the record button, waiting longer than necessary to remove his finger from it.

The "audience"'s reaction went from eager to frankly shocked as the second-year on stage hastily removed his shirt with clear embarrassment in his movements, the boy's abs, chest, and general musculature clear in the bright and direct lighting of the auditorium. The room remained awkwardly silent for an extended period of time until Noboru mustered up more courage to play the song he has queued up on his phone before sliding it off to the side, out of the way. The song Sexy Back began playing from the weak speakers as the teen started slowly gyrating in tune with the music around the long stick of the mop, clearly using it as a pole for his "dance". Some of the people watching remained in a stunned stupor, while the others stifled laughter either because they got what he was trying to do or because they thought it just looked stupid. Kami himself couldn't believe what he was witnessing: one of the earliest W.M.I.S.T members mock pole-dancing on camera. Nobody even tried to stop Noboru from doing what he was doing until he himself decided to stop.

When the boy did stop, Kami eagerly pressed stopped the camera's recording and looked straight back at Noboru, who had excused himself from the stage. He still couldn't believe that Noboru had done that. Had gone that far just to break the ice. And the best part of it all would be actually sending it in, even if it meant having to deal with the backlash that came with it. His mind said not to but his heart said to go for it, and Kami's heart was the bigger driving force for the boy, though he decided to consult someone else (and probably Noboru) before actually submitting the final tape. His mind soon returned to the others, however, when Ayano herself soon got onto the stage, a simple and relatively boring audition in itself, followed by Leiko, Sato, and all the others until the audition role was completed.

They all ended up agreeing the lighting on Noboru's sweat-glistened muscles was superb.

RULES:
- Pick 10 of your OCs friend’s characters and I guess your own in any order. If you don’t have 10 characters use canon (<- no).
- Don't look at the questions while picking the characters! already did, fucker
- Link back to the blank. fine
- Have fun!

PICK YOUR sex slaves VICTIMS!

1. Leiko, since Sword unwittingly got her into this
2. Noboru’s fucking obligatory
3. Kitori’s almost 2cool for this, but not quite
4. Sachiko
5. Ayano due to Sword’s contributions
6. Chiaki; blame Sword again
7. Sato because I’m a self-centered prick
8. Kami because I read one of the questions before doing this and it’s just too perf.
9. Akiko
10. Alexai since Rui already had his specialized piece

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1. How will Leiko [1] describe Chiaki [6]?
“I heard she was the girl that started that new Idol Club. She better back off before she gets knocked out.”
I’m sorry I didn’t know what 2 do; kill me

2. Ayano [5] and Sachiko [4] were locked in a closet together. What does Alexai [10] see when he/she found them?
While he wasn’t quite intending on finding girls upon opening the closet, Alexai certainly wasn’t going to be the first to complain about girls literally falling onto him from out of seemingly nowhere. The two, whom Alexai recognized as Kami’s sweetheart and Mogami Sachiko, didn’t take the time to relish the moment however, as they had bolted away and out the door of the house as quickly as possible, sliding on the recently cleaned wooden floors, screaming freedom the whole day. Stoically, the boy returned to what he was doing and taking the mop and bucket from the closet, only slightly fantasizing about having more girls fall on him later, though he knew for a fact his closet hadn’t been opened for days.

3. For whatever reason, Sato [7] decides to kiss Noboru [2]. How does Noboru [2] react?
(this is literally just NobAto AKA the entire OOC, so I’m just going to bullshit this really hard)
“Noboru-senpai…” Sato whispered to his senpai, eyes twinkling brighter than twinkling eyes. Noboru looked up at Sato, who was still tying his shoe, and looked at him with his bara face and bara facial expressions. “I…… have a confessions…” Noboru looked at his watch and attempted to understand the Egyptian hieroglyphics used to depict time instead of just numbers, but failed and returned his attention to his precious Sato-kun baby. “I… was the one to actually finish off the toaster strudels and put the box back in the freezer…” Sato felt a single tear fall from his eyes and attempted to wipe it away, but his bishounen hands hindered his cognitive movement and instead just awkwardly brushed his cheek. Noboru felt the sadness and angry past of his dear friend and went to comfort him but Sato shoved him away, saying “Noboru… no… I must be with my people now…” Both boys cried harder as Sato flipped onto his back and scuttled away using both hands and feet. Noboru shouted after him, “but I love you” but he only went faster after that.

4. Noboru [2] randomly walks in and sees Akiko [9] is at least half naked.
Upon hearing the door squeak open, Akiko panicked. She was almost completely naked but not actually because she had undergarments on but still and there was NO WAY that ANYBODY could see her like that. The girl grabbed for anything to hide herself in, but to no avail besides a single sheet from her bed. The door swung open, revealing a Noboru, half-naked in his own right, looking for a towel to dry his wet hair. Akiko stood in silence as she draped the sheets over her entire self as Noboru merely grabbed a bright blue towel from a rack and left the room without notice, slamming the door as he did so.

5. What is Kitori’s [3] theme song?
[LOUD METAL MUSIC PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]

6. And what is [8] opinion about [3] theme song?
“Kitori, can you please turn that down please. We’ll all trying to study right now and I’m honestly regretting inviting yo—“
“COUNT TO THREE RADDIIIOOOOOO”

7. Ayano [5] has a drink glass of orange juice in a bar cafe and discovers Alexai [10] is a strip dancer.
Sword brought up the valid point that they are highschool students and as such I will hold myself from writing this scene. Please use your imagination.

8. So Ayano [5] was completely drunk tired from playing baseball and wakes up in bed next to… Akiko [9] and Leiko [1]?!
It’s only been like eight questions so far and I’m so done with this shitty meme.

9. Something explodPERSONAed and now Noboru [2], Chiaki [6] and Kami [8] are gender bended PERSONAS! How do they react?
Rui’s trip to the velvet room had been a pretty typical one. Registering whatever new personas he had gotten from the mirror world, attempting to talk to Igor and his assistant, and checking the fusion forecast all went without a change. The only difference from this particular trip and all his others was one major thing: as he was flipping through the persona compendium to find some personas to summon, he had noticed a new page had been added to the book’s bindings, with the top part labelled “Bara” for the arcana. Normally, it wouldn’t be an issue to Rui, as this had happened to him before, but this time, there was already a card placed in the section. One that clearly depicted his friend Noboru Yamamoto friskily posing on the card alongside Chiaki and Kami in the background. Though his curiosity piqued, it plateau’d and the boy slammed the heavy book shut, returning it to the center table. There was nothing good to come from taking that card.

10. Leiko [1] suddenly feels an urge to chase after unicorns. What does Kitori [3] do to help her?
Leiko had been administered to the local Warakuma hospital for injuries reported as “heavy concussion from a thrown blunt object, presumably speakers belonging to a Ms. Kitori Shirohane”, and once they had administered her morphine, she finally began to chase after those unicorns.

11. Sachiko [4] is getting married to a rainbow dinosaur PERSONA. How did it happen? Does Sato [7] do anything about it?
While Sato had first been opposed to Sachiko literally marrying a facet of someone’s personality, he had changed his mind upon seeing Helel in person.

12. Kami [8] is being chased by evil toys in a locked toy factory with a pen is his/her only weapon. Does he/she survive through the night?
Today I had skipped rope, frolicked through the fields with my dear friends, and even gotten Ayano Anne to kiss me on the cheek! But if only had I known my fate after I had returned home would I have cherished those precious memories more and possibly have foregorn going to the toy store with Mother. If only I had known Mr. Bunnikins would be such a cruel, cruel man, I’d have stayed home and instead would have played with my old “Kami Brand” toy car that my late father had given to me on his death bed, for even now all I wish to hear is the squeaking of those wooden whe

(RIP in pieces Kalimari-senpai)

13. Ayano [5], Sato [7] and Alexai [10] are having a picnic. Suddenly a giant pink donut PERSONA falls out from the sky. Which one of them is likely to get hit by it?
It had promised to be a peaceful and quiet day for the trio, but unfortunately, mid-way through their modest picnic, literally just Thanatos fell from the sky and landed directly onto Sato, crushing the boy’s body and probably killing him instantly. Normally, Ayano and Alexai would’ve been concerned for the boy, but this time was different. Thanatos had summoned a field around them that caused random encounters to occur with every step, and frankly, the two decided that it was just not worth walking over to the boy to help him, and instead they had begun their way towards Thanatos, who had floated a few meters away and started to menacingly stare at them.

14. Kami [8] stole Chiaki’s [6] most valuable item (or person). What happens next?
He peacefully returns it after using it for the reason he had stolen it for and politely explains why he had to resort to stealing one of her personal affects.

15. Alexai [10] found a Death Note! Who dies?
An unearthly and guttural laugh filled the room as the boy tore open the notebook, flipping through the many pages before stopping on the final remaining empty page. Hastily, the boy grabbed for a pen on his desk and sprawled a name on the page, standing back from it after to appreciate his final master piece, his coup de grace against the world.

“Literally all flowers”

16. Leiko [1], Noboru [2] and Sachiko [4] all stay in Akiko [9]’s house while the house is surrounded by zombies! Wait, what do you mean Leiko [1] was bitten by a zombie?
Pop pop pop, Hamada-san.

17. Sato [7] found a time machine. What does he/she do?
A girl travels back in time in order to save her dying mother in this Japanese sci-fi adventure directed by Masaaki Taniguchi. With her scientist mother Kazuko (Narumi Yasuda) in a coma after being knocked down in a car accident, high school student Sato Hashimoto (Riisa Naka) decides to use her mother's research into time travel to journey back to the 1970s. Once there, Sato searches to find her mother's first true love and bring him back to the present, where she hopes his presence will bring Kazuko out of her coma. Unfortunately for Sato, she soon discovers that her presence in the past has unforeseen consequences for her future.

(Please go watch Time Traveller: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time. It’s actually my favorite movie.)

18. Kitori [3], Sachiko [4] and Ayano [5] decided to rob a bank. How did it go?
Having no prior experience or adequate knowledge of how to both perform a good heist and acquire adequate equipment, the trio of highschool girls tragically fail to steal money from the bank at all. Some officials speculate the reason why they had gotten captured by the police was that they were literally just using water guns.

19. Oh no! [8] was hit by a fire truck! Who (in the list) will be the first one to show up in the hospital?
I specifically made Kami #8 just so I could say that Ayano would be the first to show up. #TotallyShippingIt #RIPKalimari

20. Tag someone? If you don’t do tagging, tell me Chiaki [6]’s dark secret.
How the hell am I honestly supposed to answer this