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Have you ever spring loaded food off your dick

Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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Asking for a friend.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Awson
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Can't say I have.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by The Nexerus
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Every day
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Overwatch
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Hold on, and let me go do it so I can say I have.
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No.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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Why would i want to?
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Alarei
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What a waste of perfectly good food.
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I have.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by idlehands
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Did you get it in your mouth?
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idlehands said
Did you get it in your mouth?


Do I have to?
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Alarei
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Overwatch said
Do I have to?


Worth a try.
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Overwatch said
Do I have to?


Depends on whether you really love him or not.

Wait what are we talking about
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Cayden Black
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Aside from the WTF level of this question. I have to say it seems rather bizarre to bother. I mean it isn't the most easy to calculate when you try to aim. I'd expect a lot of science would have to go into it before you ever launched the food into the mouth you were aiming at...
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Of course I have. It's the most efficient way of ingesting sustenance and obtaining nutrition, after all.
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What? You people eat some other way?
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Cayden Black
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You can also use it to heat check your tea and see if it's cool enough to drink.
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Cayden Black said
You can also use it to heat check your tea and see if it's cool enough to drink.


Yeah, no.

Don't do that.
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Darog the Badger God said
Yeah, no.Don't do that.


I don't know badger, I'm betting you'd get a pretty accurate reading...
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Esper
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Or stirring the soup every 3-4 minutes.
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Esper said
Or stirring the soup every 3-4 minutes.


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