Have you ever spring loaded food off your dick

[NotAMouse]

Asking for a friend.

[Awson]

Can't say I have.

[The Nexerus]

Every day

[Overwatch]

Hold on, and let me go do it so I can say I have.

[Shy]

No.

[BrobyDDark]

Why would i want to?

[Alarei]

What a waste of perfectly good food.

[Overwatch]

I have.

[idlehands]

Did you get it in your mouth?

[Overwatch]

idlehands said
Did you get it in your mouth?

Do I have to?

[Alarei]

Overwatch said
Do I have to?

Worth a try.

[Awson]

Overwatch said
Do I have to?

Depends on whether you really love him or not.

Wait what are we talking about

[Cayden Black]

Aside from the WTF level of this question. I have to say it seems rather bizarre to bother. I mean it isn't the most easy to calculate when you try to aim. I'd expect a lot of science would have to go into it before you ever launched the food into the mouth you were aiming at...

[Halo]

Of course I have. It's the most efficient way of ingesting sustenance and obtaining nutrition, after all.

[mbl]

What? You people eat some other way?

[Cayden Black]

You can also use it to heat check your tea and see if it's cool enough to drink.

[Darog the Badger God]

Cayden Black said
You can also use it to heat check your tea and see if it's cool enough to drink.

Yeah, no.

Don't do that.

[Cayden Black]

Darog the Badger God said
Yeah, no.Don't do that.

I don't know badger, I'm betting you'd get a pretty accurate reading...

[Esper]

Or stirring the soup every 3-4 minutes.

[Meth Quokka]

Esper said
Or stirring the soup every 3-4 minutes.

Cooking with Esper: proudly brought to you by your local burns ward.