*facepalms* goddammit matt, really?

Woot.

@kishin asura

They aren't functioning as a unit anymore. Ergo, we can pick them off, one by one.

@kishin asura
I like having plots happen. If you want, you're free to go off and do other stuff, but it's a thing that can be done by people.

I'm beginning to see a pattern here....

Anyone around?

Wait wait wait. Alucard's from an alternate reality? If so, is there an infinite number of realities as well?

@kishin asura

Yes, in fact. The reason he's appeared is due to the fact the current reality most of hcl exists in is weakening, and his reality was destroyed, so he escaped to the current...I think. Unless he's lying though his teeth.

So if the hcl reality is weakening, then eventually it'll destroy itself.

Okay matt. Totally fair.

Am I the only one concerned about how we're all putting up with matt's bullshit? Because it honestly seems that way.

@kishin asura

Kishin, dude, he'd not kill of the rp story line. All threats are there to generate story, and as such, won't ever truely reach the critical fail state...and besides, our characters could do as Alucard did and jump into another reality via the holes forming in the current one....so chill hombre.

@supertinyking

Don't even get me started on the alternate realities. The fact that an infinite number of them exists means that there is an infinite chance that the genocide of one reality succeeds in freeing the daemon and allowing omega to destroy everything. Including all other realities. And that's only if the genocide from yet ANOTHER reality hasn't done so already. Which, despite the infinite number of realities, is apparently the case.

@kishin asura
The thing is, with these new layer of reality, each has their own multiverse, alpha, omega, and so on. When one's destroyed, it tends to only range from that one, as most likely alphas would stop an omega from other realities, and so on. infinite possibilities won't lead to a wipe of all realities, for in some reality, something to stop such an event must exist somewhere, as due to the law of infinite probability. So, your fears are put to rest via the logic of what spawned them :D

@supertinyking

Oh.....Wait.......how do you know this exactly?

Matt promises me Alucard is only planet-level power. lol That's till more than Mithais however.

@kishin asura

Because if it is infinite, the law of infinite probability will keep everything in check.

When did I say there were infinite realities? Hell, when did I say Alucard isn't a shapeshifter with a talent for dicking with people?

Kishin, don't worry, I'm not going to destroy the Multiverse. But we've already established that the Daemon timeline exists right next to the current timeline through the White Holes. So the Alternate Reality thing isn't a new twist.

I'm just not revealing why this is happening, nor what it will lead to. All I'm saying is that the White Holes are still there, and shit is going to keep coming through.

Sorry for vanishing,can't go on alot.

I hate finals

Back in the time when the buffalo roamed free and the americas were as foreign to europe as the ocean is to us today, a curious settler stumbled across a nearby Native American camp and after a bit of talking, got an interview from the chief which showed him around and introduced him to people. After a bit of roaming, the settler turned to the chief and asked "what is this foul scent hanging upon the air?"

"that is Shitting Bull, he is the reason we don't hunt in the valley anymore" the chief replies, the settler, nodding passively before being taken around to wander through the camp a bit longer, the two comeing across two men that seemed to be mirror images of the other. "who are those two?" the settler asks in wonder, having never come across twins

"that is living rock and soaring hawk, living rock is slow in head but open of heart while soaring hawk is quick of mind but cold of heart, the two came to us from another tribe that fell to sickness" the chief replies, the two waving in sync as the settler and chief move on to the edge of camp, the settler preparing to leave before turning and asking "what is your name?"

the chief smiles and replies with "i am fucking bull". The settler grows confused at such a crass name for such a kind man, the question tumbling out of his mouth "why are you called that?" to which the chief simply replies "ask your sister"

........well that got........just wow.........

Why dafuq did I read?