*walks in, Talks to cactus for a few hours. Hugs Cactus in thanks. Walks out, bar catches fire. Wakes up hanging from ceiling fan in hotel room.* What the hell... I don't remember a fan in here?
I can imagine him singing: I'm gonna swing from the chandelier! From the chandelier! I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist, like it doesn't exist! XD
OMG it's almost tiiiiimeeeeeee!!! I already have the post made up for the encounter, so I'll just wait till someone else posts before the drama ensures XP