A new era has began in the world of Mines. A battlefield has appeared, along with two contestants who shall fight to the DEATH. Upon their entrances, the sky turns an eerie color. Who will win glory for their team, the powerful but reckless Cannibal, or the weak, but sensible Marcus. Yes, our first battle is Brains vs Brawn!
Back on the battlefield, no not THAT battlefield, the other battlefield, things have gone strangely silent with the absence of two valiant fighters. Oh, but I am sure that things will pick up, these people are here to win!
On the Pink side, the Blind man, as studious as ever, just finished mining that unknown green ore, and uncovered a much more valuable ore!
On the Lavender side, a new combatant appeared, looking ready to rumble with his glorious hair!
To those on the battlefield, may the Random Number Generator be ever in your favor.
Here is how the battle field works:
-Each team votes on who they want to enter.
-The players who are chosen leave the Mines area and appear in the Battlefield with 50 health.
-Once a player wins, both players return with the same amount of health they left with.
-The winner gets to choose one of three rewards for their team.
-Wash, rinse, and repeat!
-All of your teams pickaxes work twice as fast for three turns!
- Your team is invincible for three turns!
-Your team deals double damage for three turns!
Pink:
Inventory: -Average Pickax -Unidentified ore. -Unidentified green ore. Health:100/100
>Investigate the yellow ore to see if it is gold >Investigate the grey blocks to see how hard they'll be to dig through >Investigate the green ore in my inventory to see if it is malachite (copper ore)
>Hit cannibal in the head with the pickaxe in a way so that his momentum from charging makes him charge straight into the strike, making it do more damage. >Dodge! >throw the rock at my opponent!
Today is an extra exciting day of MINES!!! This is the TENTH update!! To celebrate everyone gets a party hat!
Over on the pink half of the field, things have gotten a little quiet... Wait! A monster has appeared on your half of the field, it's time to fight. Blind Man, devoted as ever, has been scrutinizing the ore. His discoveries include, the yellow ore is in fact GOLD, the green ore is Malachite, and that the mysterious grey ore takes two turns to mine.
On the other side of the wall, Dude Face is also working in the name of SCIENCE! Despite his best efforts, he does run into Bat Man's Bat-cave and is bat-forced to bat-say a bat hello to his bat-teammate.
On the battlefield, an interesting fight is playing out. The Cannibal charges (So fast he looses his Party Hat!) Marcus, but gets a pickax to the head dealing 16 damage, ouch! Although Marcus fights back, he can't avoid getting his leg snatched by The Cannibal, although it does stay attached Marcus Takes 6 damage. To those on the battlefield, may the Random Number Generator be with you.
Here is how the battle field works:
-Each team votes on who they want to enter.
-The players who are chosen leave the Mines area and appear in the Battlefield with 50 health.
-Once a player wins, both players return with the same amount of health they left with.
-The winner gets to choose one of three rewards for their team.
-Wash, rinse, and repeat!
-All of your teams pickaxes work twice as fast for three turns!
>Put back on cape and crown, A good king must keep up appearances >Pick up snake behind neck >Make sure to be cautious >Chuck the little fucker over the Basalt(?) wall on to the other side
>gold doesn't seem very practically useful, copper might be useful if I can dig a nice little forge for myself or something? idk >dig down through the brown blocks
Welcome to another exciting episode of Pokemon Mines.
King Beebly from Paletown Pink and his friends facing challenges, but also finding new success. King Beebly himself has encountered a mysterious monster on the battlefield, and his attempts to rid of it went sour. Now he has a thing biting his finger dealing 4 damage. Below Beebly, the Blind Man his working to find new ores, and has triggered a MAP EXPANSION! Good Job Pinks!
Their rival Gary Oak Dude Face is working hard on their journey for Lavender. Studying the strange blocks down on the side of the map, he drops his party hat. Look at the results! The party hat has changed! Also on the Lavender side, it seems (clothed) Darth Vader has arrived.
Down on the Battlefield, Marcus and the Cannibal, no they are not a band, are battling it out. The cannibal takes a baseball swing at Marcus, and hits a home run dealing ten damage! Marcus retaliates with his pickax dealing a painful 19 damage. Ooh, look he hit the Cannibal in the eye! Now he is partially blind!
To those on the battlefield, live long and prosper by the Random Number Generator.
Here is how the battle field works:
-Each team votes on who they want to enter.
-The players who are chosen leave the Mines area and appear in the Battlefield with 50 health.
-Once a player wins, both players return with the same amount of health they left with.
-The winner gets to choose one of three rewards for their team.
-Wash, rinse, and repeat!
-All of your teams pickaxes work twice as fast for three turns!
>Contact with the strange object has turned the PARTY HAT into a VOID PARTY HAT! >"Looks like something that would make TF2 players jealous." >Carefully reach out to retrieve VOID PARTY HAT >Equip VOID PARTY HAT securely >Stand up >Use PICKAXE to dig down a few blocks >Closely investigate PURPLE THING
>>Hey, wait a second! >>What the deal with you, announcer guy? >>I thought Lord Beebly-Boop and those other guys were on the PINK side, which would put me on the LAVENDER side! >>And why are you adding a naked Darth Vader to LAVENDER when LAVENDER clearly has more people? Balance issues, much? >>tl;dr BALANCE PATCH PLZ