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>mine
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> Continue killing the monster
> Level up!!!
>pick up the stone.
> Vote self!
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>spawn DUDEFACE
>look around
>"What the hell is this, Minecraft?"
>equip AVERAGE PICKAXE
>walk to nearest edge
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A new era has began in the world of Mines. A battlefield has appeared, along with two contestants who shall fight to the DEATH. Upon their entrances, the sky turns an eerie color. Who will win glory for their team, the powerful but reckless Cannibal, or the weak, but sensible Marcus. Yes, our first battle is Brains vs Brawn!

Back on the battlefield, no not THAT battlefield, the other battlefield, things have gone strangely silent with the absence of two valiant fighters. Oh, but I am sure that things will pick up, these people are here to win!

On the Pink side, the Blind man, as studious as ever, just finished mining that unknown green ore, and uncovered a much more valuable ore!

On the Lavender side, a new combatant appeared, looking ready to rumble with his glorious hair!

To those on the battlefield, may the Random Number Generator be ever in your favor.









Pink:


-In Battlefield








Lavender:

-In Battlefield












Enemies:






Battlefield:



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>I CHAAAARRGGGEEEEEEEE
>rip off the weak Marcus's leg, another one for the collection!

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>Investigate the yellow ore to see if it is gold
>Investigate the grey blocks to see how hard they'll be to dig through
>Investigate the green ore in my inventory to see if it is malachite (copper ore)
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>be DUDEFACE
>look around more
>see hole
>oh shit, there's a BATMAN in that hole
>better not mess with him

>look over edge
>see PURPLE THING
>"The hell is that?"
>become curious about PURPLE THING
>carefully dig straight down because falling is bad
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>Hit cannibal in the head with the pickaxe in a way so that his momentum from charging makes him charge straight into the strike, making it do more damage.
>Dodge!
>throw the rock at my opponent!
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Today is an extra exciting day of MINES!!! This is the TENTH update!! To celebrate everyone gets a party hat!

Over on the pink half of the field, things have gotten a little quiet... Wait! A monster has appeared on your half of the field, it's time to fight. Blind Man, devoted as ever, has been scrutinizing the ore. His discoveries include, the yellow ore is in fact GOLD, the green ore is Malachite, and that the mysterious grey ore takes two turns to mine.

On the other side of the wall, Dude Face is also working in the name of SCIENCE! Despite his best efforts, he does run into Bat Man's Bat-cave and is bat-forced to bat-say a bat hello to his bat-teammate.

On the battlefield, an interesting fight is playing out. The Cannibal charges (So fast he looses his Party Hat!) Marcus, but gets a pickax to the head dealing 16 damage, ouch! Although Marcus fights back, he can't avoid getting his leg snatched by The Cannibal, although it does stay attached Marcus Takes 6 damage. To those on the battlefield, may the Random Number Generator be with you.









Pink:


-In Battlefield








Lavender:

-In Battlefield












Enemies:






Battlefield:



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>Put back on cape and crown, A good king must keep up appearances
>Pick up snake behind neck
>Make sure to be cautious
>Chuck the little fucker over the Basalt(?) wall on to the other side
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>smack Marcus with Leeroy's blessed legs!
>"I WILL GET YOUR LEG NEXT TURN, YOU DELICIOUS CIVILIAN."
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>gold doesn't seem very practically useful, copper might be useful if I can dig a nice little forge for myself or something? idk
>dig down through the brown blocks
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>Hit his head with the pickaxe, aiming for his eye to get more damage, hoping to kill him before he steals my leg!
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>"Whoop, excuse me, Batman. Just, uh, trying to look at something..."
>Look at PURPLE THING
>Almost in reach, if one lays down

>Carefully lay down on the edge
>Use PICKAXE to-
>Wait
>Suddenly notice PARTY HAT
>...Just as it falls off, onto the PURPLE THING
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>Spawn Naked Darth Vader
<Rip off own penis and try seducing opponents with it
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Welcome to another exciting episode of Pokemon Mines.

King Beebly from Paletown Pink and his friends facing challenges, but also finding new success. King Beebly himself has encountered a mysterious monster on the battlefield, and his attempts to rid of it went sour. Now he has a thing biting his finger dealing 4 damage. Below Beebly, the Blind Man his working to find new ores, and has triggered a MAP EXPANSION! Good Job Pinks!

Their rival Gary Oak Dude Face is working hard on their journey for Lavender. Studying the strange blocks down on the side of the map, he drops his party hat. Look at the results! The party hat has changed! Also on the Lavender side, it seems (clothed) Darth Vader has arrived.

Down on the Battlefield, Marcus and the Cannibal, no they are not a band, are battling it out. The cannibal takes a baseball swing at Marcus, and hits a home run dealing ten damage! Marcus retaliates with his pickax dealing a painful 19 damage. Ooh, look he hit the Cannibal in the eye! Now he is partially blind!

To those on the battlefield, live long and prosper by the Random Number Generator.









Pink:


-In Battlefield






Lavender:

-In Battlefield














Enemies:








Battlefield:



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>Contact with the strange object has turned the PARTY HAT into a VOID PARTY HAT!
>"Looks like something that would make TF2 players jealous."
>Carefully reach out to retrieve VOID PARTY HAT
>Equip VOID PARTY HAT securely
>Stand up
>Use PICKAXE to dig down a few blocks
>Closely investigate PURPLE THING

>>Hey, wait a second!
>>What the deal with you, announcer guy?
>>I thought Lord Beebly-Boop and those other guys were on the PINK side, which would put me on the LAVENDER side!
>>And why are you adding a naked Darth Vader to LAVENDER when LAVENDER clearly has more people? Balance issues, much?
>>tl;dr BALANCE PATCH PLZ
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Edited the Update.

I place characters based on which team has less ACTIVE players, in case you were wonder. :D
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Hey y'all. I've updated the character art and I think your gonna like it. Here

@Penultimate_Pi@Kojashi28@hiddenleafguy@Antarctic Termite@GodOfWar@BrokenVeil@Nerevarine@Ryuzaki@Near- If you've been inactive, you still can come back.
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LBB is looking pretty royal.
But really, this is nice art.
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