Fratboy pl0x.

'I was coming down from that awesome kegger last night, when a homie told me to talk to the dope grower that was waiting outside my pad.'

'I was verily ill at mine killer headache, stemming from that wicked festivity mine parents threw in my honor.'

Oh god let's not do this, please-

I got a post out xD

Woot!
I like the convention of incorporating the last post into the current one. Third-person subjective is the narrative scheme? Awesome.

That... would be interesting. Fratboy Olde Englishe.

Athi, yor next m8.
I wanna know what the farmer has done this time.

Oh yes, the farmer. I definitely can't wait to see what you come up with xD I was trying to give a very wide angle to play with-

@Sypherkhode822 Welp. I'll get working on a post before school tomorrow, then!

Sorry for not following up on the post. I had gotten up late for school, and then when I had actually written it, it got deleted. Sorry, all.

Tis fine. These sorts of things happen. I don't mind waiting a bit longer myself at least- hurrah for weekends, eh?

UUUGH. FINE. Athinar, just keep ruining everything, you're good at that.

Tis all good, man, take your time.

And here I was afraid I'd come back to have people waiting on me. Glad that's not the case...yet.

While I have no doubt in Athinar's ability, or the timeliness of his posts, may I propose that we adopt a '3-day break' set-up for potential problems similar to this down the road?

If it's someone's turn, they will have three days to put up a post. If they miss it, the next person in the posting schedule will go, and the group will continue down the schedule until the missing poster returns. They'll be given posting rights, and then we continue our merry way with the list.

(Preface to the example: It's very late at night or very early in the morning, and at this time I have a bad sense of what is funny or not. I apologize in advance)

An example:

Let's say that the posting schedule is:

Ozy
Sypher
Athi
Cuddles
Phoenix

Ozy posts, and it's super swell, and everyone gives him a high-five for the swell job.

I'm absentee, so Cuddles Pms me, and I send a confusing reply about how I'm held hostage by the Triads for gambling debts, and he's the only one I trust to help me escape.

Cuddles shrugs, and waits for three days.

By the three days, I haven't returned, so Athi takes up the slack, and carries on the story with what Ozy had.

Athinar makes a super cliche and vapid swell post, and everyone gives him a public lynching high-fives for the swell job.

Before he can make a story-relevant post, Cuddles briefly mentions that he's gone in too deep with the Chinese black market, and is likely to die.

Everyone shrugs their shoulders, and wait for a day. On the second day, I return, and make a story post that is just a rant against the evils of organized crime.

Despite the dubious relevancy of the post, it's still legit, and therefore overtaking Cuddle's priority in the posting schedule.

The next day, Cuddles returns, and since he would be next in the posting order, makes a post in which Kal witnesses members of the Thieves Guild sic a panda on a gambler who can't pay off his debts.

Phoenix, disturbed by the direction of the plot has suddenly taken, makes a post which retcon the last two into a dream.

The posting schedule is re-rolled, and all is well again. (Other than Sypher's and Cuddlepot's irrational hatred of pandas and gambling.)

Triads and gambling deb--

I like contingency plans yes

Yeah we do need a system. @Athinar you have till noon tomorrow to get a post up or it'll pass to @Ozymandeus

T-turnips-

What does it even mea-

Oh god did you make a 'turn up' joke

--edit--

I read your post

All is clear

When waiting for the posts, my mind would go into overdrive, thinking up the potential plot twists and amazing twists of intrigue that would be occurring, and how I could carry the plot forwards.

In all the potential scenarios I imagined, turnip attacks were not featured in my theorizing.

When waiting for the posts, my mind would go into overdrive, thinking up the potential plot twists and amazing twists of intrigue that would be occurring, and how I could carry the plot forwards.

In all the potential scenarios I imagined, turnip attacks were not featured in my theorizing.

BEWARE THE TURNIPS!

I am now eagerly waiting for Ozy's response to such a shocking change.

...Tunips. *Sigh*. I guess we're doing this then. I'm kidding but I have to admit I didn't see that one coming. I'll try to get a post up tonight(technically today, curse my Metal Gear Solid V induced insomnia) but I may not get to it until Tuesday.