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Haru-senpai should rant about summin first.

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You do not want me to start ranting.

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Okay, I shall start then.

This will take a while.

Nemo: 5 feet 8 inches
Caroline: 5 feet 11 inches
Aaron: 6 feet - inches
Angelo: 6 feet 3 inches
Hope: 6 feet 7 inches

Oh my god... all of my characters are too tall... XD

@RainbowFactory And Annella is only 5'1, pity my poor snowflake.

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I'm terrified. Charleh hasn't posted in a while and I fear that we're going to have to read through a wall of bullshit.

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School fucking sucks. And not because it's boring (even though it is) but there are other things that make life as a teenager a fucking misery.

First off, girls. Not all girls, of course. Some are very pleasant, nice, and good people all around. But then you have the girls who think school is about violating the school dress code and coming to school on nonuniform day wearing a belly top and a skirt that looks like it's crawling up their ass.

And then some of them just look so fucking perfect it makes you question why God would make them look so perfect when they are so bitchy and make people like me do all the work because they're chatting with their friends across the FUCKING CLASSROOM because they can't be bothered to work and talk to social outcasts like me.

And then they just mess about and shit like YOU'RE HERE TO FUCKING LEARN I WILL RIP YOUR GORGEOUS HAIR OUT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR PERKY ASS AND GET THE FUCK OUT AND GO DIE IN A HOLE.

And then there are the guys who also fuck about and talk to people across the classroom and always tut when the teacher scolds them for an appropriate reason that the jerks don't see and it ANNOYS ME TO NO END.

And then they're just trying to get into the pants of any girl they come across thinking they're all hot 'n all when they're really not.

And the likes they get on Instagram pics like WHYYYYYYYY DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED

And then they just make you feel weird and socially awkward and question your body like ARE YOU HERE TO MAKE EVERYONE'S LIVES A MISERY IN THIS SCHOOL NO SO FUCK OFF AND GO WANK OFF TO PICTURES OF GANDALF LIKE SERIOYSLY

UGH

FUCK SCHOOL

FUCK HUMANS

IM OFF TO MARS

@Virgil If ya say so... oh and by the way, Hope is 22-years-old. Aaron and Angelo aren't in this role-play because they met Grant when he was around... 30, 40-years-old? I dunno, I forgot. LetMeDoStuff gave me a long explanation about why I couldn't bring them into the role-play though.

@Aewin I will only give pity to Annella if she gets trampled by any of my characters.

@Jay Kalton I absolutely LOVE my school! The teacher's here are EPIC! For the English teachers they love acting out stuff, and make a lot of jokes. One of my teachers even said "Your parents don't want to take care of ratchet kids, am I right?" and everybody burst out laughing. Another English teacher uses a GAME for class (ClassCraft). One of the Science teachers lets us do handstands on the tables, eat candy, and teaches us how to juggle and play ukulele! Most of the history teachers lets us play music in class on our phones, and same for a few math teachers. I FREAKING LOVE MY SCHOOL LOL

@RainbowFactory Ouch, I wouldn't be surprised if she got trampled on by everyone in this roleplay o.o

*breathes*

That's not even half of it, guys.

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HA

ITS TWELVE

CAFFEINEEEEEE

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Oh yea, I went to this ice cream place even though its fucking September and the power went out and then these two girls got so happy when the lights flickered on but then the power went off again and then when I went to order another sundae when the power was on again this French newbie tried to use the whipped ice cream machine but then it kind exploded on her and then I loled