This is gonna be like Until Dawn times thirty.
@MissCapnCrunch
I hope the baby dies quickly.
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That came out so wrong.
But seriously, if you're in that kind of situation, the last thing you want is a baby crying all the time.
@MissCapnCrunch
Nah, throw it down the hallway like a bowling ball to distract the vampires.
Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm going to Hell.
@MissCapnCrunch
Nah, throw it down the hallway like a bowling ball to distract the vampires.
Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm going to Hell.
@SepticGentleman
I made sure the food was ABSOLUTELY lacking just for you <3
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Satan pulls up in a taxi, pops open the door, points at you.
"You're okay, get in!"
Nah, throw it down the hallway like a bowling ball to distract the vampires.
Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm going to Hell.
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Shit, how could I refuse Lucifer? Especially if he's going to drive me personally. Think he'd give me the wi-fi password?