[OOC] Welcome to Whittier

[SepticGentleman]

This is gonna be like Until Dawn times thirty.

[MissCapnCrunch]

Updated the character bin with NPCS.
I still haven't done biographies/relationships cause I'm lazy- lol!

If anyone would like to take on a biography for any of those people- :D Feel free.

[UrbanEvolution]

@SepticGentleman's father is a golfcart and that's final.

[SepticGentleman]

@SepticGentleman's father is a golfcart and that's final.

@UrbanEvolution

GET BACK IN YOUR PUDDING CUP, HUEY.

[SepticGentleman]

@Augmented How drunk would you say a patron has to be before they get a cap or seven popped in their ass.

[Augmented]

@SepticGentleman I'm feeling lenient tonight. So... let's say Homer Simpson drunk. :P

[WittyWolf]

I was wondering when this would start up last night! I'll have a post in today.

[Augmented]

@WittyWolf I should tell you that Aaron is only an officer, not the chief! Apologies for any confusion!

[WittyWolf]

@Augmented
Mah bad, I didn't read over his biography in-depth before posting. I just assumed since he was the only law enforcement played by a character, he'd be the highest ranking one. I'll edit soon, very sorry! ><

[MissCapnCrunch]

Yes! Friendly reminder that I put all the NPCS in the character tab.
They don't have much to them right now, but I figured I'm going to kill some of them off right away~

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@MissCapnCrunch

I hope the baby dies quickly.

...

That came out so wrong.

But seriously, if you're in that kind of situation, the last thing you want is a baby crying all the time.

[MissCapnCrunch]

@MissCapnCrunch

I hope the baby dies quickly.

...

That came out so wrong.

But seriously, if you're in that kind of situation, the last thing you want is a baby crying all the time.

@MiddleEarthRoze

I'm totally going to make you guys keep a crying baby now ;)
Better yet- which one of you suckers am I going to make smother a baby?!

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@MissCapnCrunch

Nah, throw it down the hallway like a bowling ball to distract the vampires.

Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm going to Hell.

[MissCapnCrunch]

@MissCapnCrunch

Nah, throw it down the hallway like a bowling ball to distract the vampires.

Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm going to Hell.

@MiddleEarthRoze

I'll see you there darling.

[SepticGentleman]

@MissCapnCrunch

Nah, throw it down the hallway like a bowling ball to distract the vampires.

Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm going to Hell.

@MiddleEarthRoze

Satan pulls up in a taxi, pops open the door, points at you.

"You're okay, get in!"

[MissCapnCrunch]

@SepticGentleman

I made sure the food was ABSOLUTELY lacking just for you <3

[SepticGentleman]

@SepticGentleman

I made sure the food was ABSOLUTELY lacking just for you <3

@MissCapnCrunch

I'LL HAVE MY VIKING'S FEAST ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, CAPTAIN.

[MiddleEarthRoze]

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Satan pulls up in a taxi, pops open the door, points at you.

"You're okay, get in!"

@SepticGentleman

Shit, how could I refuse Lucifer? Especially if he's going to drive me personally. Think he'd give me the wi-fi password?

[WittyWolf]

Nah, throw it down the hallway like a bowling ball to distract the vampires.

Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm going to Hell.

@MiddleEarthRoze

My kind of strategy xD

[SepticGentleman]

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Shit, how could I refuse Lucifer? Especially if he's going to drive me personally. Think he'd give me the wi-fi password?

@MiddleEarthRoze

Oh no you gotta beat him in unarmed combat for that.