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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Snarfulblast
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Snarfulblast I'm a Dwarf! Ya bloody idjit.

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The rope is actually a viper.

I look down and see some gold.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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The gold is guarded by a dragon.

I pull out a sword.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Arawak
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It's made of plastic and your ass starts bleeding.

I pull out another sword.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Snarfulblast
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It's made of leather.

I pull out a plate of food.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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The food's poisoned.

I attempt to wake up as though from a dream.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Arawak
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Shit got lucid and now the dragon turned into a eldritch abomination.

I try to think of a good weapon to use.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Snarfulblast
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Cant think of anything.

I try and run from Cthulhu.
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Your legs are composed of mist. You can only slowly float away.

I try to read an incantation to dispel Cthulhu.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Snarfulblast
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Cthulhu is immune.

I call H.P. Lovecraft.
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H.P. Lovecraft is deceased. Rest in pepperonis...

I throw a nonfiction book at Cthulhu.
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H.P. Lovecraft is deceased. Rest in pepperonis...

I throw a nonfiction book at Cthulhu.


I realize I threw a pseudoscience book at Cthulhu, which only makes him angrier.

I attempt to give Cthulhu some of that acid to calm him down.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Arawak
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Cthulhu just gets freakier.

Realizing how bad I fucked up, I just try to kill myself.
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You accidentally kill Cthulhu instead.

I try to scavenge items from Cthulhu's corpse.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Snarfulblast
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Another Cthulhu is born from the corpse.

I try and stab it while it's young.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by VarionusNW
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I realize that this is just a really weird D&D campaign, and none of this is real.

I yell at the GM for bringing Cthulhu back to life.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Snarfulblast
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There is no DM and I realize that I'm stuck in a cell.

I rattle the bars of the cell.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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I osmosis my way through the bars.

Strange, creepy noises come down the hall and I go investigate
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Arawak
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The hall never ends.

I try a different direction.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Snarfulblast
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There is a unbreakable wall.

I continue down the hallway.
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A tentacle monster osmosises from the walls.

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going and promptly beat the shit out of it with its own suction pods.
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