Labyrinth (an improbable spam game)

[Arawak]

Its not interested.

I decide to throw a bone.

[Camerch]

Welp, there goes my leg bone.

I challenge it to an arm wrestling competition.

[VarionusNW]

I realize that I have no arms or legs, only several thousand stumps.

I star in a documentary about being the "Several thousand stumped horror"

[ClocktowerEchos]

The documentary is given several academy awards.

I'm now living it big in Hollywood.

[Arawak]

Economic depression hit. You're out on the streets after a layoff.

I realize I was supposed to be in a labyrinth and am thankful there's no minotaur.

[Snarfulblast]

Minotaur appears and asks for change.

I give him what I have and walk away.

[ClocktowerEchos]

He puts my hand on my shoulder and says I gave him chocolate coins instead of real coins.

The Minotaur knocks me the fuck out.

[Sombrero]

I wake up in a labyrinth bigger than the previous two laybyrinths... And sideways.
I attempt to reach the door on the ceiling.

[Arawak]

The door turns out to have a man eating monster inside who eats you. Instead of what you'd expect from being eaten alive, you end up somewhere else in the labyrinth instead.

I pray I never have to leave the labyrinth. I accept it, this labyrinth is my home forever.

I don't want to ever leave!

[Sombrero]

I suddenly realize that's crazy talk. The whole point of my existence was to get out of this labyrinth!

I bang on all the walls.

[Joegreenbeen]

As your fist gets closter to the wall, the space between you and the wall expands, and places you in purpetual motion.

Try to stop myself.

[Arawak]

You never stop.

I try to starve.