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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Arawak
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Its not interested.

I decide to throw a bone.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Camerch
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Camerch Likely Sleeping

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Welp, there goes my leg bone.

I challenge it to an arm wrestling competition.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by VarionusNW
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I realize that I have no arms or legs, only several thousand stumps.

I star in a documentary about being the "Several thousand stumped horror"
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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The documentary is given several academy awards.

I'm now living it big in Hollywood.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Arawak
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Economic depression hit. You're out on the streets after a layoff.

I realize I was supposed to be in a labyrinth and am thankful there's no minotaur.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Snarfulblast
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Snarfulblast I'm a Dwarf! Ya bloody idjit.

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Minotaur appears and asks for change.

I give him what I have and walk away.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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He puts my hand on my shoulder and says I gave him chocolate coins instead of real coins.

The Minotaur knocks me the fuck out.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Sombrero
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Sombrero Master of the 9 Drunken Styles

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I wake up in a labyrinth bigger than the previous two laybyrinths... And sideways.
I attempt to reach the door on the ceiling.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Arawak
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The door turns out to have a man eating monster inside who eats you. Instead of what you'd expect from being eaten alive, you end up somewhere else in the labyrinth instead.

I pray I never have to leave the labyrinth. I accept it, this labyrinth is my home forever.

I don't want to ever leave!

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Sombrero Master of the 9 Drunken Styles

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I suddenly realize that's crazy talk. The whole point of my existence was to get out of this labyrinth!

I bang on all the walls.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Joegreenbeen
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Joegreenbeen Head to the Sky

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As your fist gets closter to the wall, the space between you and the wall expands, and places you in purpetual motion.

Try to stop myself.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Arawak
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You never stop.

I try to starve.
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