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Sorry to hear that your weekends aren't all they're cracked up to be.

In my first-ever move of my first-ever game of DnD, I critically failed a check to look for carrots and found pubic lice instead...

A friend of mine was being attacked by a bear in D&D after getting separated from the rest of the group. He was down to his last bit of health. Knowing he was about to die, he used his last turn to try and seduce the bear. He critically failed. It was apparently so bad that the bear was offended and left. That was how he got to live another day.

When I played DnD, my lvl 1 Paladin alternated between decapitating ogres in a single stroke and falling off of cliffs over. and over. and over.

Anyway, just to be clear... I've got next contest, right?

When I played DnD, my lvl 1 Paladin alternated between decapitating ogres in a single stroke and falling off of cliffs over. and over. and over.

Anyway, just to be clear... I've got next contest, right?

Did you claim it before Shadowkiller did? Shadowkiller claimed it a couple of hours ago, and I don't remember you telling me anything. Am I nuts?

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Did you claim it before Shadowkiller did? Shadowkiller claimed it a couple of hours ago, and I don't remember you telling me anything. Am I nuts?

I claimed it when Write claimed this one. I may not have PMed you but I was fairly certain I said something in discussion...

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I claimed it when Write claimed this one. I may not have PMed you but I was fairly certain I said something in discussion...

Ah, well, you've got it then. Sorry, Shadow, super animu contest will have to wait.

Are you guys still accepting new players?

>not playing glorious baseball for almost all of childhood

Hey why are you talking about my childhood?

Are you guys still accepting new players?

For the waiting list, aye. Talk to @Lugubrious

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For the waiting list, aye. Talk to @Lugubrious

K

Finishing edits at the literal last second. Procrastination never changes.

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K

The little 'Full' marker in gray next to the title is fairly indicative. At this point, you're second on the waiting list.

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The little 'Full' marker in gray next to the title is fairly indicative. At this point, you're second on the waiting list.

Ah, I didn't see that. Okay, thanks Lug.

My D&D experiences:

In one campaign, in my first session, I soloed the night's encounter in about 10ish minutes. Needless to say my next few sessions had everyone trying to prevent me from getting all the experience and gold again.

In another campaign I started by playing a game of five finger filet with one of the other rogues. Still amazed neither of us lost a hand.

I've never gotten the opportunity to play D&D. Maybe one day.

In one of my campaign's we sort of just turned on each other. First while we were fighting these two dragons that were sort of kicking our asses one of our group, Mao decided that he liked the dragons more than he liked us so he started fighting with the monsters. He shot one of our people in the stomach. She was a fellow rouge and a friend of my character, because of some previous story thing she was pregnant and due to some very nasty critical failures she ended up losing the baby and becoming paralyzed. Then my character Hadrian and Mao had an intense fight the end of which saw us both unconscious. While we were out our resident wizard cast a spell so that when we came to we couldn't harm each other (the paralyzed girl had to get a new character) so we continued on like that for awhile, until we ended up trapped in a labyrinth. The spirit of the labyrinth offered to show us the way out but instead of accepting Mao tried to use an ancient ceremonial staff to seal her away and steal her powers. She staying in the staff for about a turn before it shattered at which point she melted two of our group (including Mao) she tried to afterwards (and a number of very intense apologies that could have gotten us killed had they failed) the spirit felt bad so agreed to revive our the two dead characters. She failed to fix the first one and managed to reconstitute Mao as a one pound blob of flesh that for the rest of the campaign scooted around the floor bashing into things.

I played D&D. Once. I kept making fun of the DM and his ridiculous situations.

Dude, it's not my fault you named an NPC Harry Balzack.

Hey Write how's that judging coming?

Also when are we going to have a family day at Beacon? Perhaps after this mission we should have a timeskip of a couple of weeks or a month to show how our character's are really settling into Beacon.