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Hi guys, I can't post atm, the wifi here in the kungfu school is down. Should be up in about 2 days again. I'm writing this in a coffee place on my phone right now. I'll get something up as soon as the Internet is back up

Agent Porkchop to the rescue!

Except not really.

@AtomicNut Pretty sure one of us mentioned the bumper was silver-plated. If not, just so you know it's silver-plated. That's why it got stolen.

Hum, I don't recall seeing that part. My bad.

...I thought that being one of the forensics who work in the Siberian Cases, you guys would recognize her.

Our guys are pretty much a vice squad sort of a thing and your guy is forensics. Basically the greatest degree of interaction those two branches of the police have is that the beat cops make crime scenes for the forensics guys to deal with. The closest either of our guys would have come to meeting your guy is if one of our guys happened to bump into her while getting coffee.

Speaking of which, I've been meaning to ask: Why, exactly, does a forensics officer have a police attack dog that she gets to keep with her while she's off-duty?

Because a- She can literally talk to the dog, and probably she might be the only one with a degree of control of that specific dog, b - It has a cool comedic factor, and c - Its funny coming from the one with the car with a customized silver bumper and a zombie partner.

Also, that anyone is willing to make sense of the vice squad cases would be rather remarkable IMO, seeing as everyone else would rebuke them.

First off, Conibear is the guy with the frankenstein partner. My guy is the frankenstein.

The bumper is something that was macguyvered together without permission from the department. Me and Conibear were talking about it and I was planning on explaining it at some point IC until you decided you wanted to butt in on our cop stuff and screwed up the thing we had going.

As for the dog: If the dog is unreliable, it'd be put in a shelter or put down. On top of that, your character doesn't really have any reason for it to be assigned to her. She's in forensics. What's a dog going to do in a lab or at a crime scene other than disturbing evidence? I mean, if it was just a dog that she owned it'd make sense but making the dog a police dog just raises a bevy of questions.

In response to your last point, sure, I'm sure your character is very famous and notable in the CSI circles. The ones that have nothing to do with vice cops and basically no contact with them whatsoever because those two departments virtually never work together.

More to my point then. Doesn't your frankestein monster raise even more questions? I just did the dog part just like you did the frankenstein monster. To not think too much about it and have fun. I mean if the department is willing to accept a cop made of cop corpses, I do not see why a police dog in the forensics is such a blatant insult. He could be a retired police dog, even. And funny you speak of CSI cause i remember this exact thing happened in one chapter. The dog also serves as conveniently cover-up for Dana's enhaced senses, so she can peg the dog findings in the case of smells and the like.

I just thought on joining your side guys, wanted to have fun and that. But being given the cold shoulder without a second thought and then nitpicking at everything i made, plus not to mention I did check with chrome word finder and didn't see a mention of the bumper being silver in any of the posts prior to the ooc, makes me wonder about the whole point of it all. It's as if you don't want anyone else in the buddy cop dynamic.

I am also reluctant to believe such a reliable by-the-book cop, as per written in the profile doesn't have the only forensic willing to touch siberian stuff as an acquaintance in the very least.

LEMME STEP RIGHT IN-

A police dog is not helpful to forensics. Forensics at its core is lab work. Lab work, such as analyzing fibers and so forth, in a sterile lab. Dogs would interrupt this, and do not provide any benefit to the lab-worker. Dogs would ruin the environment, spread fur, and can and probably would run around destroying valuable evidence. This is why dogs are not in the labs. K-9 Units use dogs, Forensic Units do not. These are different units with different purposes.

If your character was a member of K-9 Unit, and oh, had their dog to cover up sniffing of drugs at the airports and such, that would be sound. But it is silly for Forensics to have one.

And onto the duo.

The buddy cop dynamic is a simple and time-honored one. It works by virtue of two cops, who act as foils for each other. Sometimes they are more similar than different, sometimes they are far more opposites. It is a duo. Not a trio. Quartet? I don't think so.
Imagine Pinky and the Brain. This is another system that works via the 'two partners' system. Someone at Warner Bros thought it would be a good idea to add a third. The writers showed how doing so would flaw the dynamic, by adding Larry. Unfortunately Warner Bros Corporate didn't get the message and made Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain.

I don't want to fester on about Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain. Figure the third point was covered enough, our dudes are Vice. Vice does not engage with Forensics, and Forensics does not engage with Vice.

My one comment: You two are seemingly doing your own thing and ignoring a bar exploding whilst being a frakensten monster/human cop duo. Then you're complaining a foresnics worker can't have a dog, as well as ignoring them from your roleplay to get your clique thing going. That's.. no that's not going to work.

You're seriously ignoring as well as berating a fellow roleplayer for wanting to roleplay with you whilst doing something far more feasible than a frankenstein cop.

Consider this a warning, stop being an ass, both of you, or you can leave this roleplay.

@Conibear@Prostagma

Hrm, seems like I'll have to butt in a post soon here.