Why hello my fellow countrymen, I have been recommended to the site from a very prestigious friend, and have arrived to take a glimpse at what it has to offer me. It appears my prestigious friend wasn't mistaken in their endeavours to interest me and I have become slightly intrigued. Excuse me one second.

*Slowly sips high-end tea and shifts monocle to the right*

Ah, much better! Now to tell you about one's self. I come from a very long line of very prestigious and obnoxious tea drinkers and monocle lovers, who all have the same prestigious common goal of boosting one's ego by criticising the masses (peasants) . I enjoy postcard collecting and have slowly massed a great collection of ye olde coins, of which I am most proud.

My third prestigious uncle was once said to be - "Quite smashing" - a bounteous compliment I too wish to, some day, live up to.

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Prestigious word count: 5

Lol jk, your average slob teenager.

JOHN CENA

@UnKnown101 His name is Batman. Get it right, newb. (xD Just kidding.)

First of, you can call me Haley, Aria, or Blue. Whatever tickles your fancy.

Anyways, let me be the first to welcome you. Please, grab a chair and have a cookie or two. I promise I didn't poison this batch.

In your inbox/Pm box, you should find a lovely automated message (PM) from our wondrous guild mods. This should answer some, if not all, of your questions. If you have any, just ask me or a fellow RPG member. I don't bit all that hard.

Other than that, just look out for the crazies like me and have a look around.

Dont warn him! ~hides the straitjacket~

Any who, hello.

*Waves lazily at teenage slob friend*

Ah, very good. I do believe we will get along famously.

@UnKnown101 Why hello friend, such a prestigious introduction!