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Also I finally figured out what I'm doing for the contest

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War War I as a bar fight

Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint.

Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit because there are splashes on its trouser leg.

Germany expresses its support of Austria's point of view.

Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.

Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers.

Russia and Serbia look at Austria.

Austria asks Serbia who it's looking at.

Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little brother alone.

Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling it to do so.

Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene.

Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is Germany going to do about it?

Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium.

Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.

Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.

France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand and Russia with the other.

Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that it's on Britain's side but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.

Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it.

France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up and carries on fighting. Russia gets thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.

Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.

America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends that it won the fight all by itself.

By now all the chairs are broken and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.
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Is that a Hetalia prequel?
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@Prince of Seraphs

WWII summed up:
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I don't know any of the animes people are using for their entries.
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I don't know any of the animes people are using for their entries.


HereComesTheSnow: The Melancholy/Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
Prince of Seraphs: The Big O
Lucius Cypher: Yotsuba&!
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<Snipped quote by Guess Who>

HereComesTheSnow: The Melancholy/Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
Prince of Seraphs: The Big O
Lucius Cypher: Yotsuba&!


Yep, never heard of any of those.
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Maligayan Pasko or Merry Christmas (little late lol) in Tagalog! I got an electric heater for Christmas and car electronics, what did you guys get for Christmas?

Also for the contest about a characters powers crossing into a different universe, their powers would function or manifest itself differently depending on the universe.

Also for the contest I might either do Bleach or Durarara.
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Maligayan Pasko or Merry Christmas (little late lol) in Tagalog! I got an electric heater for Christmas and car electronics, what did you guys get for Christmas?

Also for the contest about a characters powers crossing into a different universe, their powers would function or manifest itself differently depending on the universe.

Also for the contest I might either do Bleach or Durarara.


For First Christmas I got Fallout 4, Batman: Arkham Knight, and Halo 5: Guardians, all for my Xbox One. I also got the tradepaperback of Return of the Living Deadpool, which was a pretty cool surprise. Haven't yet opened any presents for Second Christmas though I wouldn't be surprised if all it is is cash.
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Maligayan Pasko or Merry Christmas (little late lol) in Tagalog! I got an electric heater for Christmas and car electronics, what did you guys get for Christmas?

Also for the contest about a characters powers crossing into a different universe, their powers would function or manifest itself differently depending on the universe.

Also for the contest I might either do Bleach or Durarara.


I got some coffee, some candies, all three seasons of Sherlock, a Mario Kart 8 calendar for 2016, some historical documentaries about American presidents, two Dilbert coffee mugs, an eraser, a pencil sharpener, a power splitter, some beef jerky, a King Dedede amiibo, and one or two other things. I'm very happy.
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Time Lord sketch book, 20$ on steam, and a set of fingerless gloves emblazoned with the crest of Hyrule plus a hand crank flashlight, box of jolly ranchers and mini lindors and 200$ from my grandparents and aunt.

Christmas isn't really a big thing in my family. My sister's the one that really kept it going and she lives two provinces over.

Also @Guess Who shame on you for owning an X-Box One.
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I've so far gotten a Kyuubi hat, a raincoat, $100 cash, $100 to spend on Samaritan's Purse, a scarf, a toiletries bag, a shoulder bag, a set of earrings, a pair of socks, various candy, gift cards (Amazon, Wendy's, and Chick-Fil-A), a Jr. Frosty keychain, a trip to Pigeon Forge, a light board, and a Kid Delf. I also get to share a wireless printer with my brother (and mayyyybe a few adobe programs).

Needless to say, extended Christian families are big on gift exchange.
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I got some time off work and a new set of headphones. It's all good in the hood here.
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Tales of Zestiria and Rainbow Six:Siege, both for PS4. Some pants, $160, some shirts, a book of video game art, a book of useless facts, and a $20 gas card.

A successful haul, if I must say so.
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Time Lord sketch book, 20$ on steam, and a set of fingerless gloves emblazoned with the crest of Hyrule plus a hand crank flashlight, box of jolly ranchers and mini lindors and 200$ from my grandparents and aunt.

Christmas isn't really a big thing in my family. My sister's the one that really kept it going and she lives two provinces over.

Also @Guess Who shame on you for owning an X-Box One.


I like the Halo series and it's an Xbox exclusive. If it was available across all platforms I would've gotten a PS4 instead.
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In the spirit of clearing up historical facts I feel the need to point out that America was intensely isolationist during WWI and to a lesser extent for the first few years of WWII. It took a while for the general population to decide to enter the conflicts.

Neither of those stories really accurately show America's role.
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