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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by twannyman
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If i would be a coconut, would you drink my milk?
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by NightmareInd
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How do you want your egg? Boiled, baked or inseminated?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Wicked Axel
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Is your body from Mcdonalds...Because I'm loving it
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Doivid
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Hello, I would like to use your rectum as a legwarmer.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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"I'm really hard. So, you know what that means, right? :D"
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Let's hear em'! i want your absolute worse. I trust you will not disappoint, RPG.


Ohhhh I got some horrible ones huehueh

"Hey, girl, does this rag smell like Chloriform to you?" *as she starts to faint* "Shhhh. Just let it happen."
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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If I say I'm Jewish, will you let me into your "camp?"
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Hey my name is Rax, but you can call me

anytime.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by StarWight
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Hey guuurrrl. I got a rocket in my pocket, and I'm gonna shoot you to the MOON!!!!
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Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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Hey, I'm not totally ugly and I got decent money, so why not give me a chance?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by StarWight
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Hey girl, wanna have sex right now? No? WELL GOOD THING IT'S OPPOSITE DAY!!!!
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by dirty vibes
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Your eyes are my morning, your mouth my night and your body my whole day.
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Venus So long, and goodnight. ♡

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Your eyes are my morning, your mouth my night and your body my whole day.


I actually think that one's pretty nice! Unless it's said when you barely know the person. Then it's just plain creepy.
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Hi, my name is Zurnt.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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ClocktowerEchos Come Fly With Me!

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bby, imma stick mai lime in yo coconut den we gunna shake it all up en dis jauwn
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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Forget Netflix and Chill, let's Wii-U and Smash!
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"Hi there, you have intelligent eyes. Will you fuck me?"
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