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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Whisperer
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...look around for any delicious monsters...
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by JGBPhone
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>Roast the ham if there does happen to be a hambush.
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>Get all OCD on that clutter. ORGANIZE, clean. Stack from biggest to smallest box, sweep the room, LEAVE THE DUNGEON CLEANER THAN YOU FOUND IT!


>Do so while assuming that all clutter is actually monsters. Be prepared for an hambush.


...look around for any delicious monsters...


>Roast the ham if there does happen to be a hambush.






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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by StarWight
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>Attack with merinade, then follow up with Super Roast for 2 hours at 350 degrees!!!! Then finish it off with the Knife and Fork combo >:D
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>Don't forget to absorb the hambush's juicy prowess.
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>Don't forget to absorb the hambush's juicy prowess.


Mmmmm, Hambush Juice
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But... does it count as a meat or a vegetable?
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This is fucking glorious.

>EAT IT.
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>Fry it
>Both meat and vegetables work as a fried food
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>Slay hambeast mightily.
>Loot hambeast.
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>Attack with merinade, then follow up with Super Roast for 2 hours at 350 degrees!!!! Then finish it off with the Knife and Fork combo >:D


>Slay hambeast mightily.
>Loot hambeast.


>Fry it
>Both meat and vegetables work as a fried food










>EAT IT.


>Don't forget to absorb the hambush's juicy prowess.



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>Take nap to digest
>Dream the next step you are to take on your quest of excellent success
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by StarWight
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>Use your piety to kneel down and pray to Malar, God of the hunt, to guide your way to the next area
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>Infused with the energy of Fred and Hambush, call upon your mighty spirit-beast, Hamfred! Ask Hamfred to sniff out Phat loot.
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>Ride the divine beast Hamfred, proud and tall, into the area he sniffs out for you! Wield him as an extension of yourself, and let all enemies FEAR THE MOUNT, HAMFRED!!!
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>Since you've just partaken of the "ham" part, you are left with the "bush"

>Use this "bush" as a toupee', because you are bald and need hair for your next monster to run his fingers through.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by StarWight
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>Screw Hamfred like a wildebeast, as your brand new hair gave you confidence to make the first move!!!
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>Acquire skill: Dendrophilia
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>Infused with the energy of Fred and Hambush, call upon your mighty spirit-beast, Hamfred! Ask Hamfred to sniff out Phat loot.







>Since you've just partaken of the "ham" part, you are left with the "bush"

>Use this "bush" as a toupee', because you are bald and need hair for your next monster to run his fingers through.





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Gotta love dat Frodo. Fro, Do. Get it? xDDD

>With your newfound hair, follow the sign that says "phat loot yo."
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