...look around for any delicious monsters...
>Get all OCD on that clutter. ORGANIZE, clean. Stack from biggest to smallest box, sweep the room, LEAVE THE DUNGEON CLEANER THAN YOU FOUND IT!
>Do so while assuming that all clutter is actually monsters. Be prepared for an hambush.
...look around for any delicious monsters...
>Roast the ham if there does happen to be a hambush.
>Don't forget to absorb the hambush's juicy prowess.
>Attack with merinade, then follow up with Super Roast for 2 hours at 350 degrees!!!! Then finish it off with the Knife and Fork combo >:D
>Slay hambeast mightily.
>Loot hambeast.
>Fry it
>Both meat and vegetables work as a fried food
>EAT IT.
>Don't forget to absorb the hambush's juicy prowess.
>Infused with the energy of Fred and Hambush, call upon your mighty spirit-beast, Hamfred! Ask Hamfred to sniff out Phat loot.
>Since you've just partaken of the "ham" part, you are left with the "bush"
>Use this "bush" as a toupee', because you are bald and need hair for your next monster to run his fingers through.