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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Glorious Herald
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His majesty is greatly pleased by this outpouring of support. He would like to address his loyal subjects tomorrow morning at 0600 during mandatory exercises in the public square.

....Unfortunately, the war effort -- which is being decisively won -- demands his full attention, so instead he will be hard at work in the Ministry of Peace. All those wishing to praise the GLORIOUS LEADER should assemble in the public square and work with diligence. Tomorrow's exercise will be a Loving Cannonball ruck march. The formation exercise will begin at the public square and terminate at the Front Line. Attendance is mandatory. HAIL THE GLORIOUS LEADER!
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Ellri
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Yes. We shall see to it that you all get to the participate in the GLORIOUS March.

Have no fear.
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OH YES I LOVE MANDATORY EXERCISES. GOTTA WORK THEM THIGHS AND SUCH
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@Glorious Herald How does the GLORIOUS LEADER view the concept of utilizing the volunteers to scrub the undersides of the PEACE WAGONS during the parade? Is that not optimal use of manpower?
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@Ellri -- The GLORIOUS LEADER declined this suggestion, saying that our brave and noble Peace Wagons are pristine top and bottom, inside and out. However, in a fit of enthusiasm, several children from the Outskirts rushed forwards and scrubbed the bottoms of the Peace Wagons anyway. We understand that some who were present may have thought these children were screaming. They were in fact singing loudly, a song of praise for the GLORIOUS LEADER.

this is an encrypted message. If you can read this, you are certainly loyal to the GLORIOUS LEADER, as any traitors who attempt to decrypt this message will burn from the inside out. Seriously, rebels can't see this, just.... go with it, okay? YOU CAN'T SEE. Use [*code] tags to coordinate. The Resistance is real. Somehow, they're turning this 'running over several children with tanks' incident into a public-relations fiasco. They're sly. We need to find a way to counter their efforts.
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Oh, gosh. I became almost done before I even knew it. Wonder if I should extend it? Man, this is fun.

... That is, praising and writing down the epic deeds of the one and only great Glorious Leader is fun. Of course.

There is no doubt that this story about the glory of our lord will entertain the young ones for generations as well as educate them on the eternal grandeur that is our Glorious Leader.

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My GLORIOUS work of art shall portray leaders almost as GLORIOUS as our GLORIOUS LEADER. For while I can create great peoples in works of fiction, none can possibly be as great as the GLORIOUS LEADER. It shall be a story of how a great leader led their people to victory over a savage and disgusting force, and despite the chaos around them, saved them from a terrible plight.
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Of course. The songs of praise were wonderful to hear.

It is probably for the best. Some of those rebels would think it wise to try to infiltrate the volunteers attach explosives to our GLORIOUS LEADER's peace wagons, and in their ineptitude, they would end up being ground to bits under the PEACE WAGONS' treads. That would mean more cleaning. Which would not be optimal
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To be honest
I don't think the GLORIOUS LEADER is all tha glorious
I think we should install a new GLORIOUS LEADER

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I nominate Donald Trump!
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Noted.

Who is in charge of the department of reeducation? We have uncovered a non-conformist.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Ellri
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How are people finding the PEACE MARCH?

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