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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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Granted, but every cookie comes out burnt.

I wish to fly.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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Granted but you can't land so you fly around forever making shady scientists very interested in you.

I wish that healthfood tasted like snackfood and vice versa, but that nothing else about those foods changes
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by The Nexerus
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Granted, but all of the health food is stolen by aliens, leaving us with nothing but cheetos that taste like cabbage.

I wish all of the music I don't like stopped being listened to and/or made.

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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Scarifar
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Granted, but the people listen to the music you do like and find that they don't like it, causing them to send viruses into the internet to delete the last of the music.

I wish scientists developed an affordable cure for all types of cancer.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Granted but it causes slow and painful death as it kills off all your body cells in all manner of painful agony as your body self destructs.

I wish we could have world peace and a utopia which has no dirty secrets.
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Granted but it causes slow and painful death as it kills off all your body cells in all manner of painful agony as your body self destructs.

I wish we could have world peace and a utopia which has no dirty secrets.


Granted no one bothers to make it a secret that you and you alone are blamed for absolutely every problem the world has and now have to work 24/7 to fix everything.

I wish the next poster will wish for fish
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Granted but this poster is a rebel and therefor does not wish for a fish.

I wish that RPG armor was real.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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Granted, but it's weaker than Leather Armor, and thus isn't very effective.

I wish for fish.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Ryuzaki
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Granted, but said fish is a Megalodon Shark and devours you whole before you even see it.

I wish I was better at coding LUA.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Granted, but you also talk in code for the rest of your life.

I wish I was a moe magical girl.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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Granted however you are one in the pre-goddess Madoka universe. Have fun.

I wish that my ankle didn't hurt
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Keyguyperson
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It doesn't. It's gone. I chopped your ankle off, so now it can't hurt.

I wish that I actually had the willpower to do things.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Uncanny
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Granted, however there is nothing to do. Ever.

I wish for a latte.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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Granted but it turns out it was made with spoiled milk.

I wish Keyguyperson hadn't chopped my ankle off
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Granted, but I chopped it off instead.

I wish that people on here were more active during the week.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Granted but now you're too busy to do anything on the Guild

I don't wish for anything.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Rusalka
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Granted because subconsciously you wished to be sexually initiated by a fat hairy middle aged dude with bad teeth

I wish the world knew the joys of yuri
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Ryuzaki
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Granted but all yuri is replaced with yaoi.

I wish I had the ability to make anything popular.
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Granted, but now you unintentionally make everything you hate popular.
I wish to be all-knowing.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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Granted but as a result you go completely batcrap insane.

I wish not a single part of my body got cut off by anyone
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