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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Ryuzaki
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Granted but you lose size in.... Other aspects of your being.

I wish that I had the powers of a God and no limitations on said powers.
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Granted, but you also have all the responsibilities of one and it turns out it really sucks to be God.

I wish I wish with all my heart
To fly with dragons in a land apart!
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Granted, but when you land, you still gain the force as if you were falling from that height, and effectively die.

I wish that I had all the dogs in the world as my domesticated animals.
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Granted but you go broke trying to feed them all and you end up either having to sell/give them away or watch them starve.

I wish I were better at drawing.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Ryuzaki
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Granted but you never receive credit for any of your work and it spreads rapidly through the internet, all credit going to the first person to steal it.

I wish I knew what to write in my next post.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Granted but its such shit quality, even the worse RPers look better than you.

I wish I was a stripper.
#YOLO
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by RomanAria
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Granted, but your girlfriend considers that to be an act of infidelity and dumps you, trashes your reputation, and generally does everything she can to make life miserable for you.
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I wish that I didn't have to take calculus -.-
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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Granted, but now you have to take AP Physics.

I wish to be in a better mood.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Ryuzaki
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Granted but you fall into complete rage minutes later, killing everyone you love.

I wish I was the smartest man alive.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted, but you're also in a vegetative state because your measly mortal brain can't keep up with the pace of the thoughts racing through your head.

I wish my daddy bought me that pony he always told me he'd buy me.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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Granted, but it's a horrifying demon pony and burns your family alive.

I wish hangovers didn't exist.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted but without the fear of a hangover, more people drink excessive amounts of alcohol (including yourself) and get alcohol poisoning.

I wish Donald Trump would not run for president.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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Granted instead he becomes immortal dictator for life.

I wish that my visit to the hospital for my check-up goes the way I expect
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted, but the car ride home doesn't. I hope you like high impact crashes and don't feel very attached to your arms!

I wish to go to Valhalla when I die!
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted but you arrive right before Ragnarok so you get minimal fun before the end times where you are eaten by Fenrir.

I wish to rule this world with a golden fist!
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Granted but the world you rule is actually a globe and the golden fist is stuck in your ass for eternity.

I wish that I was the main character of a shouenen harem anime without yanderes.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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Granted, but all your love interests are anime Naru Narusegawa level tsunderes.

I wish that all the English on the Internet was Dutch instead
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Uw wens wordt verleend, maar je verliest de mogelijkheid nederlands te spreken.

My wish is to be rich!
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted, your heir assassinates you for the money.

I wish I could divide things by zero thus flinging them into nothingness and have complete control over what I divided.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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Granted but the knowledge drives you insane and you divide yourself by zero.

I wish this day would go by faster.
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