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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted, but it's not just this day that goes faster. The earth moves so quickly that people can't actually stand anymore. They're suspended in mid-air, flung this way and that, constantly slamming into each other and perpetually blinded because the dawn and sunset happen so quickly that their eyes are constantly bombarded by shifts in the light. Mankind goes extinct because of this.

I wish to die peacefully and happily, having lived a full and long life of virtue and plenty, and to pass into a utopian afterlife in which I can rest happily ever after.
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Granted, unfortunately when you arrive in that celestial haven, you are greeted by God who really is justin bieber who loves to sing barry manilow songs.

I wish I was a little bit taller
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Granted, but everything else also grows the same amount, making absolutely no difference.

I wish for eternal youth and somebody whom I love to share it with.
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Granted....


I wish this game would end
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Granted but you had no mention that the game could still continue.

I wish I had a lampshade hat.
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Granted....



I wish that people were less cruel.
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Granted UnfortunATELY.....



I wish i had more sleep
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted. You're now dead. Eternal sleep, yo.

I wish I could be the very best like no one ever was!
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted but you are soon outshined by someone not in the past tense.

I wish I could magically take "Got your Nose" to the next level and then return the nose.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted, but you're seen as a witch and are burned at the stake for heresy.

I wish I was the true Renaissance Man, super capable at everything I do - nay, the BEST at everything I do - never to be surpassed by anyone, leading me to become this world's ETERNAL DICTATOR, EVIL MADE MANIFEST, THE SCOURGE OF MANKIND!
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted but the ungrateful peasants do not appreciate your glorious rule and one of them wishes you away. You end up in a different world trapped in a body with only mortal capabilities. To relive your former glory you have to turn to roleplaying but no matter, someday you shall rise again! Or at least, that's what you promise yourself....

I wish for a great day.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Kel Kannan
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Granted, unfortunately I am hard of hearing....



I wish for more wishes
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@Kel Kannan I see what you did there <.<

Granted, but unfortunately due to the parameters of this thread, each and every one of those wishes will have to be corrupted, especially the wish about you losing your virginity. Hope you like cactuses. >:D

I wish I didn't have a douche balloon for a district manager.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted. Now the guy's just a douche.

I wish for the power to make wise wishes!
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Granted, they don't come true but you can make them all you want.

I wish for a real often used word that rimes with orange
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Kel Kannan
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Granted Blorenge , but overloading your brain caused it to explode

I wish for world peace
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted. A nuclear apocalypse wipes out all life so no one is left to do violence.

I wish I could outwit any genie.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Rusalka
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Granted but FUCK YOU NO ONE OUTWITS THIS EVIL DJIN MUAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!!! *savagely murders you by making the flesh melt off your bones*

I wish I had more catfish dammit! <.< And extra tartar sauce!
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted, but you're also allergic to both of those.

I wish this thread would grant wishes that AREN'T corrupted, dammit!
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Granted, but people are only allowed to make a wish if they directly state a downside for it themselves that outweighs the good side of the wish.

I wish I was a wizard, Harry!
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