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"Mother Teresa was in, say, New York on buiness, but she still made time to go to the park and enjoy nature every day. She would go out with two of her nuns, the three of them just enjoying life. The three of them were sitting at a bench when a man walks up wearing a long coat. The man stops, looks to them, opens his coat. Stark nude. The two nuns faint and Teresa says, It is alright my son, god loves you. Don't do it again."
Arthur takes a breath before continuing, "The next day Mother Teresa is out there with two new nuns. The man comes back, opens his coat, still naked. The nuns faint and Teresa says, No no, god loves you. You have to stop this, don't do it again. The next day Mother Teresa went to the park again, two new nuns at her side. They're sitting on the bench when the man comes up and opens his coat and he's still naked. The nuns faint but Mother Teresa says, Oh those are nice, could I touch them? and the man lets her." Arthur then holds his hands out like he's cupping and feeling, [color=9e0b0f]"Teresa says, These are nice, yes yes,-" Arthur then starts slapping his hands together violently, [color=9e0b0f]"[/i]Don't. you. ever. do. that. again.[/i]"[/color]
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"Mother Teresa was in, say, New York on buiness, but she still made time to go to the park and enjoy nature every day. She would go out with two of her nuns, the three of them just enjoying life. The three of them were sitting at a bench when a man walks up wearing a long coat. The man stops, looks to them, opens his coat. Stark nude. The two nuns faint and Teresa says, It is alright my son, god loves you. Don't do it again."
Arthur takes a breath before continuing, "The next day Mother Teresa is out there with two new nuns. The man comes back, opens his coat, still naked. The nuns faint and Teresa says, No no, god loves you. You have to stop this, don't do it again. The next day Mother Teresa went to the park again, two new nuns at her side. They're sitting on the bench when the man comes up and opens his coat and he's still naked. The nuns faint but Mother Teresa says, Oh those are nice, could I touch them? and the man lets her." Arthur then holds his hands out like he's cupping and feeling, [color=9e0b0f]"Teresa says, These are nice, yes yes,-" Arthur then starts slapping his hands together violently, [color=9e0b0f]"[/i]Don't. you. ever. do. that. again.[/i]"[/color]
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