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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by null123
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I wish Texas was a free, independent, and Sovereign nation
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted but Donald Trump becomes Supreme Overlord of the Texan Nation and building the Great Wall of Texas to block not only Mexico but the US breaks the economy utterly due to resources for building and upkeep. Then, the wall's construction also offends others diplomatically and they unleash trade sanctions upon you. With a large population, limited arable land, a broken economy and no trade, the land soon descends into anarchy and savagery. Horrified, Mexico proceeds to colonize Texas. The End.

I wish for immortality and eternal youth.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Dinh AaronMk
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You achieve it, but only as a being frozen in rock unable to do anything but fall victim to your own imagination as it spirals into insanity.

I wish I could travel space.
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Granted but you said nothing about being able to breath up there.

I wish my milkshakes could bring all the boys to the yard.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted, someone gets jealous like it's better than theirs. You get shot and killed. Whoops.

I wish I could just help poor little Timmy enjoy his last moments of life before the chronic disease finally takes him away from me...
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Granted but little Timmy suddenly develops an interest in cannibalizing people and promptly eats your face off.

I wish little Timmy could get out of the fucking well -.-
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Granted. He gets out... And so does the water, and it keeps coming out. Your town is flooded and your property destroyed.

I wish little Timmy wasn't such an evil cannibal!
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Granted, he is now an evil serial killer instead.

I wish that Mondays never existed.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted. Now everything associated with Mondays disappear also. Songs about Monday, characters named Monday, weeks, months, years - all these things vanish because you just had to get rid of Monday you vindictive son-of-a-jerkface. I hope you're happy. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!

I wish I'd made a wiser wish than this.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted. However, the wisest choice would be to avoid genies like the plague. So no wish.

I wish (knowing that each person is their own worst enemy) for the head of my second-worst enemy on a silver platter.
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Granted, but before the wish is granted, you think of your family and friends as your second worst enemies. You return to your home to find your family and friends decapitated in your living room, surprise party decorations still hanging up, and the table set with their heads on the finest platters of the land.

I wish that my family and friends could never be harmed by the miswording of a wish.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted but you are unprotected by this wish and soon perish to prevent additional wishes that would target them.

I wish parents would let their offspring choose their own beliefs.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by MeredithMartin
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Granted. But there comes a hit show about a guy who worships chicken and now all the children who watch that show also worship a chicken who they call god.

I want to die.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted, but you die slowly and painfully.

Just to troll everyone, I wish the genie was free.
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Granted, but it turns out the genie doesn't really want to leave and so goes right back into the bottle.

I wish I knew rad magic spells like magic missile!
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Granted but the moment you use one, the government takes you away to learn what makes you magic.

I wish for unlimited power! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Teoinsanity
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Granted ,but your mind goes crazy from power and rebels kill you ,stick your head on a stick ,and use it to put out fires and clean toilets.

I wish Viacom never sued Youtube.
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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted. Viacom sued you.

I wish I could re-watch all these awesome movies I love over again and enjoy them as much as I did the first time I watched them.
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Granted ,but you watch on a 5X5 screen with shitty speakers.

I wish The toxic part of the Steven universe fan base would vanish.
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