So I totally thought of Jem when I heard this story from my choir teacher. Apparently, he couldn't go anywhere without being called out. During spring break, he went to a college a few towns over and immediately upon leaving his car, he was greeted by a, "Oh! Mr. Campagna!" By one of my school's graduates.
What's even crazier is three days later he went to Nashville Texas to see his friend. He was on this streetcorner downstairs next to a bar that did free music from 11 AM-3AM. Anyway, there he was about to cross the street when he heard, "Campy???" And two other graduates were there.
He can never escape XD.