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And just, how did Lois know to go for the spear? Like, how did she know to go for the spear? She wasn't there for the weakness conversation! And Batman was mad because Superman saved the world from aliens? And Superman's mad because it'd be rude if only Batman was upset? I just...none of it...WHY IS LEX AN IDIOT!? ISN'T THE ONLY REASON HE WORKS IS BECAUSE HE'S SMART I MEAN I DON'T READ THAT MANY DC COMICS BUT FUCK ME THE DUDE'S...SHIT! All of those dream sequences. The movie pulls off a G-D dream sequence inside of a dream sequence I mean, fuck me, I'm no script writer but even I know one dream sequence is kinda already pushing that shit to the bad territory, and that dumpster fire has like twelve million of them in it. Not to mention that one of the dreams is way more interesting than anything that is happening in the movie. Mad Max Batman. And then Lex tries to pretend that he set them all up to fight, because, hell, I dunno, those pages in the plot were missed so they could show some trailers in the middle of the frigging movie. How'd he know Superman's mom? How'd he know Batman and Superman were mad at each other? None of it, none of it makes sense. Two and a half damn hours long.
Movies are the worst. Go watch the Witch.
But, yo, those drums during that Wonder Woman reveal. Pretty good, right? At least Hans Zimmer brought it.
Wonder Woman was fucking great and was the sole thing that kept me from suffocating myself with my purse.And like... The thing with the dream sequence was supposedly meant to foreshadow an upcoming arc from the comics, and like. Yeah, that's cool and all, but it's just randomly thrown in without any tie-ins with the rest of the film? Like it's great that you wanna get comic fans excited, but if you do it without rhyme or reason, it's just... Bad writing.
Like, I read complaints from DC fans, and it seems like they were just trying to cram way too much material into one movie?? Which I can totally see.
I don't know why they can't do it like Marvel and just pace it out into different movies. I don't doubt they have the budget for it.
And if I have to see one more portrayal of Bruce's parents getting murdered I'm gonna decapitate myself no way around it.EDIT: Bruce throughout this entire film, tbh