AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Somewhere I have a deer skull
Vilageidiotx: I just realized I should become President
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: lol
Vilageidiotx: so they put a Presidential Library at tarsney
Vilageidiotx: that would be awesome
Vilageidiotx: People driving into hickville
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Vilage's deer skull libraryt.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: library*
Vilageidiotx: To see how I cured cancer
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: If I became president I would try to break the pattern.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Like I'd order built something like... a monestary outside of town.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Be like, "Yea, but a Buddhist monestary here in my name."
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Failing that a brothel maybe.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: I don't care tbh.
Vilageidiotx: Heh
Vilageidiotx: Things like that have happened I'm sure
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: I'd have it named "Aaron's Presidential Kennedy Men's House."
Vilageidiotx: You'd move the capital to NOLA
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: The slogan would be, "Marlyn Monroe"
Vilageidiotx: spend your presidency perpetually tipsy
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Nah mang, I'd move the capital to the exact middle of the country.
Vilageidiotx: Kansas
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: But rule from Puerto Rico
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: I'd leave the congressional homes in DC though, so all the congressmen have to take the train to Kansas.
Vilageidiotx:
google.com/maps/@39.8281887,-98.579203..AaronMk #PraiseTengri: And when I die people can really complain about congressional ineffeciency.
Vilageidiotx: Here is the new Capital
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Hell ya
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: That little Gazebo is the new center of the Congress under President Aaron.
Vilageidiotx: I like the idea of congress meeting in that gazebo
Vilageidiotx: that's amazing
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: All around it will be tents.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Like some Mongol camp.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Congressmen will ride upon the fields in their Rolls Royces and Escalades.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Convene in their private yurts.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Conduct committee in larger tents.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Then descend on the gazebo.
Vilageidiotx: There are three crosses acrossed the street
Vilageidiotx: that's concerning
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Session would open to a Tengri saman lighting a bonfire and offering chants to the sky.
Vilageidiotx: And honestly, tbh, your new capital is more impressive than Topeka
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: I can legit imagine this exact spot becoming the American Karakorum
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: It'll be amazing
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: It'll be decorated with Union soldiers atop horses for sure.
Vilageidiotx: It is the right climate
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: But all other structures will be temporary tents.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Moving in and out with the sessions of Congress.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: I got to post this in the PoW thread to memorialize it for the next couple days.
Vilageidiotx: Should be an RP
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: So all may see and be afraid.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Could be ran in the post-Apoc RP setting I have in mind.
Vilageidiotx: Make an RP where a nomadic band based in Lebanon challenges the Brownbackistan government in Topeka
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Ahahaha
Vilageidiotx: Woudln't be too difficult
Vilageidiotx:
google.com/maps/@39.0473514,-95.679906..Vilageidiotx: This is all you are up against
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: The furious Topekan cavalry
Vilageidiotx: I love how unimpressive the area around the capitol looks
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: It already looks like STALKER happened.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: And there's no Chernobyl NPP in sight.
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Vilageidiotx: Kansas sucks
Vilageidiotx: I suppose that's the point really
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Maybe if I decide on if I want a regional setting or a global setting for my RP and I settle into my new work schedule we can execute this post-Apoc RP and make Kansas great again.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: In a shit-happening sort of way.
Vilageidiotx: Just be Wichita, Topeka, Overland Park, and then... nothing really
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: The Presidential Horde versus the Topekan Confederacy.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Or Congressional Horde.
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Take your pick, neither's wrong.
Vilageidiotx: Fighting over I-70
Vilageidiotx:
google.com/maps/@38.8572456,-98.738468..Vilageidiotx: This is everything else
AaronMk #PraiseTengri: Blessed fly-over.