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He's got got everything from Guiness to Whiskey imported from Sweden

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He doesn't even serve budweiser, just keeps it loaded in a tap to spray down rowdy customers

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Good, good, then there will be one happy drunk albino. Who might also be broke by the end of the night, but who needs money these days.

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Your patronage supports the local harem fund of Shine City

@Specter189 My sides... you ass...

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Suitable retribution for how I can't get to sleep now because of nonstop laughter upon realizing how many characters my quiet, unassuming little bar is attracting

@Evil Snowman Your mentioning of a wealthy bar owner helped me put two and two together.

*refuses the urge to go on a rant about capitalists, consumerism and my ex from the Emirates at the mention of Dubai*

Uhhhh... I'm French, if we're talking nationalities and politics and I'm a filthy red. Vive la révolution and all that jazz, although it's more like vive la NEVERGETTINGELECTED.